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>senior year, coming back from winter break
>class is going around the room detailing what we did throughout break
>did jackshit and played pokemon diamond over break
>almost my turn to tell what i did over break
>teacher denies anyone who says "nothing", makes them at least make up some crap
>oshit it's my turn
>"so what'd you do anon?"
>fuckfuckfuck
>"i uh, went to sinnoh" slipped out
>fuck i just said that
>"where's that, anon?"
>"it's in japan"
>"why'd you go over there?"
>thinking fuckfuckfuck and how to make pokemon into a believable story
>"uhhhhh i went over there to fuck animals and..."
>realize what i just said
>class goes silent and everyone stares at me for what felt an eternity
>teacher awkwardly proceeds to next person
to this day i can't play gen 4 and whenever i go back to my hometown i still get called an animal fucker