For it's Zoroark. No, I'm not a degenerate furry, fuck you. I like him because he looks cool, has a good move-pool, and we even have the same height! His signature ability is Illusion, which he uses to copy whoever is in the back, just as I copy things from my past as a way to make it up for my lack of personality as I try to disguise myself as something better. Heck, the normans even say that I'm funny, but I'm mostly quoting things that they probably never watched. Despite all of that, a single blow would be enough to break this Illusion.

His signature move is Night Daze, which has a chance of lowering the opponent's accuracy so they will have trouble trying to hit him, which is exactly how I used to fight back in school, throwing whatever I could find into peoples eyes and kicking their legs (a.k.a. Low Kick).

Zoroark was supposed to be the next Lucario, but he never lived up to his potential and most people forgot about him, just like me.

He's also a dark-type, meaning he is weak to Bug (which I'm scared of), Fighting (despite my "Night Daze" technique, a few blows could take me out of commission), and Fairy, which I guess explains my hatred towards faggots, and since I'm weak to AIDS (a common move among this type), I'm therefore weak to fags.

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