>GOAT
>rich as fuck
>famous
>nice hair
>cool (flower) hat
>amazing trainers
>rule Alola with an iron fist
>chosen by Tapu Koko
>cucked Hau
>smashed Gladion into pieces
>buried Kukui
>worked Guzma, Team Skull, Aether and Lusamine into insanity
>endured all of Lillie's bullshit, never complained about it
>made all Trial Captains and Kahunas their bitch
>survived Ultra Necrozma
>elevated Alola from a group of islands no one but tourists cared about to the hottest region for aspiring trainers
>two of the few good things about Gen VII, along with Lunala, Cosmog, Necrozma and Zygarde
>part of the little group of trainers who beat Red and Blue
>most entertaining gals in any room at any time
>cool as fuck
>rad as fuck
>based as fuck
>live in the heads of Suncucks rent-free
>paid their dues during the Island Challenge
>took a shower
>hit the weights
>became the clue
>draw more dimes than any protag before them
