IF YOU'RE HAVIN' TROUBLE WITH THE SMOGOON'S LEAD
PROB'LY USIN' LANDO-T TOO
YOU WANNA WIN BUT NOT WITH ASH-GREN
HERE'S WHAT YA GOTTA DO
TAKE THOSE SPECS
PUT THEM ON 'CRUEL
HIT HIM WITH THAT ICE BEAM
NO TIME TO ROCK
NO TIME TO QUAKE
SURE TO MAKE THAT SMOGOON SCREAM

DIRTY READS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY READS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
DIRTY READS, DONE DIRT CHEAP
Dirty reads and they're DONE DIRT CHEAP
Dirty reads and they're DONE DIRT CHEAP