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Hey there, breedie. In the autismbox again, I see. Whatcha ya hatchin' there? Oh... 6 IV Beldum? And you want a shiny? That's cool, I guess. Shinies are overrated in my humble opinion, but you do you breedie, you do you. What? Twenty-four full boxes and you STILL don't have the "right" one? *chuckles* Oh, breedie, when you will ever learn. But hey, at least USUM gave you the O-Powers back, right? That must help a little bit... Me? Oh, I was just learning how to cook some delicious sashimi. You see breedie, injectors such as myself have a lot of free time, since we don't need to run in circles like you. Because of that, I have a plethora of activities to choose from, ranging from quantum physics to foreign cuisine. Just yesterday, for example, I cooked a delicious Brazilian dish known as "feijoada", with ham slices and black beans. It was delicious, and Laura (one of my many girlfriends) was really happy about. As a reward, she even used Giga Drain on my private parts, if you know what I'm talking about. *wink, wink* That's the life of we, the injectbros. When we feel like, we can simply inject our team (and make it shiny if we want to) and enjoy the game. Yes, I know breedie. You are typing a comment arguing about "bonding" and stuff, but that's useless. You see breedie, you talk about loving your Pokemon, and yet you use them as breeding slaves and dump the "defectives" ones into the GTS. And when they get a new Egg Move on the next gen, what you do? Why, you breed another one and throw your bro into the trash. Me? I simply give my mon the hot new moves. Sometimes I let them breed, so I can give a few puppies to my friends. Come to think about it, my Arcanine (who's been with me since HeartGold) has had more sex than you'll ever have. Isn't that funny? *smirks* But hey breedie, keep up the good work. At least you're not a cheater, right? *chuckles* I'm off to my date with Stacy and her twin sister now. See'ya later Feraligatr.
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>>34614931 >actually made me chuckle aloud Nice.
To be on topic, I neither breed-fag nor inject. Sometimes I’ll breed something for the right nature or an egg move, but nothing so tedious as specc’ing IV’s. I think I only ever injected once, for a hoopa when it was unavailable. I do shiny hunt (oras dexnav) tho.
Anonymous
>>34614950 >made you chuckle Newfag detected
Bookstore-Chan !!ZKRSt1a5fFs
>mfw I started injecting and still don't have multiple girlfriends
Anonymous
>>34614973 >not injecting a gf into your life *chuckles*
Anonymous
>>34614950 I know its a pasta, any neanderthal can infer that. That doesn’t mean I’ve seen it before. Been here during XY leak season.
Anonymous
no one cares, stop posting this I inject but fucking god no cares.
Anonymous
>>34614931 Suck my dick i hatched a 6IV Beldum in one box. Yea with this kind of luck who needs injecting. Stop making bait thread. If you have so much free time go read a book you injectorfags pretend to read.
Anonymous
>>34614956 Whoops.
>>34614984 is meant for you.
Anonymous
>>34614986 fun fact
you inject pokemon so you can breed them, breedie.
Anonymous
>>34614986 This wholesome pasta is better than NSFW pedo threads or the same "USUM is trash" thread we have daily, top it all off with people making fake leak after fake leak now, I really appreciate carefree posts like this.
Anonymous
>>34614931 What about those of us who don't do competitive shit and just play the vanilla game, who actually do bond with our pokemon and take our bros as-is? Surely we, Tajiri's Chosen Children, have the moral high ground in all things?
Anonymous
>>34615010 >wholesome This pasta isn't wholesome you chucklefuck
Anonymous
>>34615018 not in a nsfw-sense, but in, like, the sense of board quality it sure is. Friend.
Bookstore-Chan !!ZKRSt1a5fFs
>>34614981 But I'm some kind of half-rate tranny who's ever going to love me? Anonymous
>>34614931 Really? This again? This pastas fucking stale at this point, and no one finds this stupid shit funny, its just annoying at this point and thats coming from a fucking injectors perspective. Just fuck off already you worthless cunt.
Anonymous
>>34614950 >>34614956 >>34614973 >>34614981 >>34614984 >>34614986 >>34614987 >>34614989 >>34615007 >>34615010 >>34615015 >>34615018 >>34615020 >>34615021 >>34615029 t. buttmad breedies who cry themselves to sleep everynight while jacking off to their child slave eating the dead corpse of their dead mother while their own grandmother with dementia shoots up a school for mentally disabled children
Anonymous
>>34615029 Whoa there breedie, calm down. I understand that the last batch of eggs didn't turn out so well, especially with that Shiny missing those Hidden Power IVs that you needed, but there is no need to yell at us.
Tell you want, I'm feeling awfully generous today, let's say I gen you that Beldum of yours, mmm? It can't hurt to take it, just this once. You might even be able to get a good nights sleep tonight too.
Anonymous
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>>34615035 >towerposting How uninspired.
Anonymous
>tfw I can't even play competitive anymore, I can only ever play nuzlockes >tfw the game just isn't fun without the idea that my pokemon can die >tfw I don't need to cheat or breed for months at a time >I can put the game down whenever I need free time for something >My pokemon are still there waiting for me with the stupid nicknames I gave them, happy to do my bidding >I return the favor by making sure they never die Pokemon is starting to become a chore honestly, but at least I get to discover new mons that I've never used before and don't realize why they're good.
Anonymous
>>34614931 >wasting this amount of time shitposting well, i guess injectfags really have more time to live. it's a shame that injectfags are all doomed to being represented as shitposters like op
Anonymous
>>34615055 Try pokemon duel, sounds like you'd enjoy it
Anonymous
>>34615042 >Thinks Im a breedie Funny. but seriously, this needs to stop. This thread pops up so much its just so annoying to see. Plus, just like
>>34615066 says, its ruining the image of injectors.
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I wouldn't mind this pasta if the creator didn't hang around to collect fucking (You)s and to reply to fags who find it funny saying he appreciates the reactions
Anonymous
What did this thread contribute to the culture of this board.
Anonymous
>>34615094 It killed a shit thread most likely
>>34615068 I've heard of it but I don't know what it is, mind giving me a little bit of a rundown?
Anonymous
>>34615076 >implying that anyone is autistic enough to develop negative stereotypes about injectors by browsing a Vietnamese Anime Monster board. /vp/ is autistic but not that autistic, I'm certain at least 90% of the posters here know this is harmless fun & teasing. I mean, I do understand that it pops up like once a week, but it certainly isn't as bad as the annoying ass pedophile, pokephile, and fake lead thread.
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>>34615107 as soon as I posted this and went back to page 1 the firs thing there is a Bikini Mon thread, c'mon man. I think you can agree a copy pasta is at least better than that shit.
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>>34615107 >harmless fun & teasing This isn't "harmless fun and teasing" you fuck. This is bait made to piss people off.
Anonymous
>>34615104 It's basically like chess but with pokemon. You basically have a deck of 6 mons, each with their moves and abilities (not like main game abilities but different abilities that exisir for the game), and the point of the game os to cap the oppenents goal while defending your own. There's a little a bit of a story a mode (with pretty neat characters desu. Idk why more fan art of them doesn't exist), you can play against players. Honestly itll be easier if post screenshots if you want to see
Anonymous
>>34615128 Is it like a phone app?
Anonymous
>>34615132 Yea. I know what you may be thinking
>"muh pay 2 win" But the game itself actually gives out a lot of shit, especially for new players so that you don't get completely handed your ass online
Anonymous
>>34615167 I played shuffle for a while and got bored of that but I do know what you mean by that. They're pretty good about giving you a good amount of free content.
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>>34614956 I chuckle every time I read this pasta.
Anonymous
>>34615171 You should give this a try then, you'll enjoy it a lot more. It's all about out playing your enemy
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>>34615066 >wasting his time replying to a shitpost that was made for shits and giggles, while pointing out that OP is wasting his time wew lad
Anonymous
>>34615189 I probably will. Thanks for the tip friend. I still need to finish my nuzlocke of platinum first. I got a really good team in the makings early. Especially because I got turtwig right off the bat as my starter. I'm gonna rek the shit out of this game.
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>>34615199 Cool m8. Hope you end up enjoy it a lot. A little disclaimer tho. When you start doing online (if you decide to do story first or just jump straight for it), you'll be facing bots until you reach like rank 1500. Players start off at rank 500 but each battle usually gives like 30 rank points. So if it seems too easy, it's just bots at first
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good threads deserve a bump
Anonymous
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>>34615035 The fact that you replied to every post in the thread without bothering to see that half of them were neutral responses says a lot about who the rational people are in this thread.
>>34615042 >Hidden Power on Beldum Anonymous
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Why breedies get so triggered by this harmless pasta? Are they really so sensitive after spending 72 hours trying to get that extra Speed point?
Anonymous
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Funnily enough, I actually hatched a shiny Eevee yesterday and spread pokerus to it. Suck it, injectfags
Anonymous
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>>34614931 see here folks, the true face of an injectfag: a shitposter
Anonymous
>>34614931 That's circle jerking, majority here are injectors, you're ashaming everyone
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I've never really care for competitive Pokemon. I'm more of a nuzfag but I have considered getting into the competitive side. From an outside perspective, I do not get the logic in spending hours trying to get the perfect Pokemon then spending another few hours training them up when you can just inject a perfect Pokemon into your game in seconds. Can a breedfag please explain your logic to me?
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>>34615015 What's this? Someone else who doesn't battle competitively. I can never find players like me unless they're fucking 10 and it's honestly disgusting.
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>>34616833 >says "circle jerking" Go back