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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:20:58 No.34657440 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34657452 >>34657453 >>34657477 >>34657558 >>34657577 >>34658240 >>34658251 >>34658555 >>34659239 >>34662246

>Pokemon now officially has fetish bait in its games
Defend this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:23:34 No.34657452 Report

Quoted By: >>34657469 >>34657477 >>34658251

>>34657440
I'm a degenerate who wants to fuck Pokemon but shit like Salazzle is disgusting and shouldn't be in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:23:38 No.34657453 Report

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>>34657440
The pokemon company is run by japanese perverts and I'm okay with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:28:15 No.34657469 Report

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>>34657452
Take it back anon.
Take it back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:30:40 No.34657477 Report

Quoted By: >>34657538

>>34657440
>she will never blast her sweet scent in your face
>>34657452
what's wrong big boy? afraid of a little poison gas?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:48:20 No.34657538 Report

Quoted By: >>34657551 >>34657555 >>34657556

>>34657477
>afraid of a little poison gas?
Gotta be careful, man. That girl is poison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:53:44 No.34657551 Report

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>>34657538
Holy mother of thick thighs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:55:01 No.34657555 Report

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>>34657538
I like asses and all, but this is just gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:55:13 No.34657556 Report

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>>34657538
delete this
I will NOT fap to the lizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:55:31 No.34657558 Report

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>>34657440
Weird way to start a Salazzle thread, but okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 08:58:22 No.34657566 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:04:24 No.34657577 Report

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>>34657440
>implying seven year olds care about that kind of shit let alone know what it all means
Actually, you know what. I forgot what year it is. Disregard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:07:00 No.34657587 Report

Quoted By: >>34657595

Sexy lizard is great and all, but I also like its design. The attack animation is great when it gets on all fours, the flames light up below it to heat it up, and it shoots out hot poison or fire. The walking animations are also cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:10:19 No.34657595 Report

Quoted By: >>34657611 >>34657629 >>34658373

>>34657587
>Pokemon fashion show
>all the other "sexy" Pokemon like Lopunny, Gardevoir and Tsareena with their catwalk-style walk cycles
>and then there's Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:16:07 No.34657611 Report

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>>34657595
>Everyone has to use pretty moves
>Salazzles turn
>Goes on all fours and lights the stage on fire from below its tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:19:51 No.34657618 Report

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>>34657577
My first crush when I was going through puberty was the mewtwo from the first movie and I grew up to be a pokephiliac furfag.

I'd been playing the games and watching the anime since I was 5. I was a normal pokemon fan until one day, when I was around 8 years old, I stumbled across an image of mewtwo having sex with gardevoir. Then later when I was 12 I stumbled across the same image again. I use to say I hated those images but deep down inside I knew I secretly liked them.

Good times, good times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:26:19 No.34657629 Report

Quoted By: >>34657647

>>34657595
I always thought it would be the sexy girl of the bunch but now it seems like the awkward weird girl in the stereotypical friend group who's friends are all 10/10s while she's a 6/10 at best.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:26:53 No.34657630 Report

Quoted By: >>34657647 >>34657967

>Salandit/Salazzle females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again

>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you

FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 09:35:25 No.34657647 Report

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>>34657629
To me, she comes off as the one who’s the most seductive and sexually attractive, but is kind of “out there” with what she’s into.

>>34657630
Consider: Salazzle’s phereomones and control over you are so powerful right now that you worship her even when she doesn’t exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 12:04:44 No.34657967 Report

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>>34657630
Truly magnificent. As long as she is also at least twice my size.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 12:25:32 No.34658016 Report

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>>34657967
Get that Totem Salazzle, senpai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 13:39:26 No.34658240 Report

Quoted By: >>34662255

>>34657440
>Pokémon always had fetishbait contained within it
>OP is finally old enough now to recognise it

OP Wed 10 Jan 2018 13:41:52 No.34658251 Report

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>>34657440
I can fap to it without feeling self conscious.

>>34657452
Also this. Face is too feral for my tastes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 14:15:33 No.34658361 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 14:22:04 No.34658373 Report

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>>34657595
Well, she's a lizard, I don't see what the issue here is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 14:55:27 No.34658555 Report

Quoted By: >>34661171

>>34657440
I can't fap to anything that isn't at least partially humanoid, not even anthro animals, and in Salazzle's case it's just a fucking lizard plain and simple so I can't see the appeal. Take away the mind controlling pheromones and reverse harem and there's nothing left going for her.
At least her animations are really dope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 17:38:51 No.34659239 Report

Quoted By: >>34660844

>>34657440
My fetish was already in X/Y.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 22:12:18 No.34660844 Report

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>>34659239
what would that fetish be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 22:13:52 No.34660859 Report

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IT WAS STARING US IN THE FACE THIS WHOLE TIME

WE COULD HAVE STOPPED IT, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 22:29:19 No.34660958 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 22:52:31 No.34661155 Report

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Salazzle is basically Naganadel except she traded her movepool and stats for 4x fairy resistance and sex appeal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 22:54:03 No.34661171 Report

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>>34658555
I'm the other way around, too humanoid for me to find it sexually appealing. Look at this >>34660958

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jan 2018 23:11:01 No.34661300 Report

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>>34661171
>too humanoid for me to find it sexually appealing
explain this to me, it's not like salazze wasn't humanoid to begin with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:05:54 No.34662105 Report

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>>34661171
Fanart tends to give her more human proportions, but she's supposed to be a quadruped that stands upright when alert, with the only real "human-like" parts of her figure being her curves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:08:24 No.34662120 Report

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:28:04 No.34662246 Report

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>>34657440
Really? The fartlizard?

Not the girl swimmer who stuck Pokeballs up her cooch.

Not the Pokestar movie with the giant woman or Rosa getting attacked by a tentacle monster

Not the couple with an Onix and a Cloyster

Not the lesbians in ORAS

The fartlizard was the first.

Of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:31:41 No.34662255 Report

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>>34662246
>>34658240

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:47:50 No.34662358 Report

Quoted By: >>34662369

They knew that people sexualise their Pokemon anyway, so they figured that they might as well do most of the steps officially

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:48:56 No.34662369 Report

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>>34662358
when is she going to fart out her flamethrowers? they know we want her to

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:51:41 No.34662396 Report

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>34662369
(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:54:32 No.34662420 Report

Quoted By: >>34662430

>humanfags in a salazzle thread
I don't know what you came here expecting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:55:17 No.34662430 Report

Quoted By: >>34662438 >>34662588

>>34662420
dumb snakefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:56:31 No.34662438 Report

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>>34662430
I prefer "snekfag"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 01:56:56 No.34662441 Report

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>>34662438
shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 02:19:37 No.34662588 Report

Quoted By: >>34662592 >>34662660

>>34662430
>>34662438
Salazzle isn't a snake, she's a lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 02:20:29 No.34662592 Report

Quoted By: >>34662612

>>34662588
all women are snakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 02:23:32 No.34662612 Report

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>>34662592
Unless they're a lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 02:29:50 No.34662660 Report

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>>34662588
this, I would have thought the legs on her gave it away, like.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 04:13:08 No.34663467 Report

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 07:11:41 No.34664460 Report

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ITT: everyone's boner so raging hard that their brains are lacking enough blood to work properly so everyone thinks that Salazzle is a lizzard even though she is a salamander

So fucking difficult to search for images on DeviantArt without coming across lewd stuff and fat fetish shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 07:12:49 No.34664464 Report

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>>34664460
>fat fetish
you are off by one letter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 07:17:22 No.34664484 Report

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Daily reminder that Pheromosa is a beautiful and Brave Princess fighting the Uber menace

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 13:04:37 No.34665722 Report

Quoted By: >>34666628 >>34666836 >>34667116 >>34667990

I threw mine in wonder trade when I realised they made her happy spot her cooch. I just couldn't deal with having to fondle a lizard to get the best out her in battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 16:34:29 No.34666628 Report

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>>34665722
weeding out the weakest I see

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 17:18:12 No.34666836 Report

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>>34665722
But her favorite petting spot is the top of her head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 18:13:44 No.34667116 Report

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>>34665722
>Using Refresh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Jan 2018 20:43:08 No.34667990 Report

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>>34665722
There's a bug in Refresh (and Pokémon-Amie) where the first time you ever pet them they'll like it no matter where it is.

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