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Listen to my story /vp/. I promise you it will be something...?
>Be me
>Oct 2017
>Bored and browsing Tinder on my fake Chad account
>Stumble across the hottest chick I've ever seen on this app
>Big tits and ass with a little chub to her
>Her profile mentions that she likes Pokemon but assume it's just gen 1 nonsense
>Super like her
>She likes me back, of course, it's my Chad profile
>We start talking a bit and eventually Pokemon comes up
>Surprisingly, she knows her shit
>Tells me Stufful and Bewear are her favorite Gen VII Pokemon
>Knows a bit about competitive as well
>Also looking forward to USUM
>Holy fuck, I hit the jackpot!
>One tiny problem, I'm using my Chad account
>FUCK
>Get the idea to try and match her on my real account, ditch her on the Chad account, and envision myself as the one she turns to
>itmightwork.jpg
>Days go by and eventually next month hits with us talking, eventually move to texting
>Even have battles with each other in USUM
>Tells me that she dropped the game on the third island because it was boring
>Not surprising because the game is shit
>Find her and super like her
>Few days later, no like back
>Now I'm depressed but I have to keep the facade up
>Talk everyday
>She wants to meet me but I always make up an excuse to that I'm too busy at work
>Fast forward to Jan 5th 2018
>Tells me that she'll be seeing someone soon because I (Chad) won't commit to taking her out, but wants us to be besties
>I don't want that
>Lay all my cards on the table and tell her I'm a catfish and that it was all a lie
>She says she's deeply hurt and that the last few months were a lie
>Wants to see how I look
>Post my real picture hoping she'll stay with me
>No reply ever again
This is how I became a broken man into the new year, /vp/.
>Be me
>Oct 2017
>Bored and browsing Tinder on my fake Chad account
>Stumble across the hottest chick I've ever seen on this app
>Big tits and ass with a little chub to her
>Her profile mentions that she likes Pokemon but assume it's just gen 1 nonsense
>Super like her
>She likes me back, of course, it's my Chad profile
>We start talking a bit and eventually Pokemon comes up
>Surprisingly, she knows her shit
>Tells me Stufful and Bewear are her favorite Gen VII Pokemon
>Knows a bit about competitive as well
>Also looking forward to USUM
>Holy fuck, I hit the jackpot!
>One tiny problem, I'm using my Chad account
>FUCK
>Get the idea to try and match her on my real account, ditch her on the Chad account, and envision myself as the one she turns to
>itmightwork.jpg
>Days go by and eventually next month hits with us talking, eventually move to texting
>Even have battles with each other in USUM
>Tells me that she dropped the game on the third island because it was boring
>Not surprising because the game is shit
>Find her and super like her
>Few days later, no like back
>Now I'm depressed but I have to keep the facade up
>Talk everyday
>She wants to meet me but I always make up an excuse to that I'm too busy at work
>Fast forward to Jan 5th 2018
>Tells me that she'll be seeing someone soon because I (Chad) won't commit to taking her out, but wants us to be besties
>I don't want that
>Lay all my cards on the table and tell her I'm a catfish and that it was all a lie
>She says she's deeply hurt and that the last few months were a lie
>Wants to see how I look
>Post my real picture hoping she'll stay with me
>No reply ever again
This is how I became a broken man into the new year, /vp/.
