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Only an unsaved idiot would believe the Japs forgot about Hiroshima and Nagasaki. As Godly Baptist Christians, we recognize that the Japs have been planning to invade America since the day we humiliated them and sent them into the history books. They see the world in a horizontal slant. This is due to the physical characteristics of their eyes. The Japs run around with their eyes half shut! With the help of Satan, Japs have secretly declared war on America by using the Pokémon menace to brainwash our youth. Christian experts tell us that children who see the new Pokémon film are almost immediately changed, both physically and emotionally. The minute they leave the theater they become pocket 'problem' children for parents who are too stupid to realize it is Satan himself working through their child. The brainwashed children skip and prance about, singing songs about pocket demons and love songs to Lucifer. They ignore their parents commands to 'SHUT THE LIVING HELL UP!.' There have been reports of children actually going through physical changes after seeing the Pocket Demon movie more than once. One parent noted that her child's eyes seemed 'smaller' and 'slanted upward.' Landover Baptist will not sit still and watch the Japanese turn America's youth into Japanese youth! We will not allow the Japs to continue this 'sneak attack' on our families! The Pokémon film has been banned altogether in Iowa. "It might be too late for some of our children," Pastor Smith remarked, "thousands of youths are turning Japanese even as I relate this Godly warning! These pocket demons are attacking parents, jumping on children's legs and performing sexual acts, they are the work of the Devil's Jap Demons!" Landover Baptist is currently lobbying to make Pokémon illegal in 50 states. There's going to be a lot of little sissy babies crying for their Demonic fix, but they'll get over it. If we don't ban these things soon, the next step will be an armed invasion.
