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> Be me
> Playing Pokemon all my life
> browse internet
> disgusted with people buying Persona 5 and other shitty games
> I shout furiously "WHO CARES ABOUT THIS IRRELEVANT SHITTY POKEMON RIPOFF!!"
> Suddenly, Digifag Killer bursts through the wall riding a majestic Rapidash,fully newd
> His massive cock swaying in the wind, he is handsome
> "I see you too are one of my disciples, very well! Behold my power!"
> With one wave of his massive penis he alerts GameFreak
> Masuda quickly announces he is suing Atlus, Bandai and the like for stealing their ideas
> Talent always wins
> I start crying tears of joy, My messiah has saved this world
> "Oh no" he says, "Don't think I have forgotten." He immediatly tears off my pants
> fucks me harder and faster than Ultra Sun & Moon's sales
> He fills me with his glorious semen
> I pass out, awaken to find he is gone, and I have nearly drowned in a pool of PokeCum
> Playing Pokemon all my life
> browse internet
> disgusted with people buying Persona 5 and other shitty games
> I shout furiously "WHO CARES ABOUT THIS IRRELEVANT SHITTY POKEMON RIPOFF!!"
> Suddenly, Digifag Killer bursts through the wall riding a majestic Rapidash,fully newd
> His massive cock swaying in the wind, he is handsome
> "I see you too are one of my disciples, very well! Behold my power!"
> With one wave of his massive penis he alerts GameFreak
> Masuda quickly announces he is suing Atlus, Bandai and the like for stealing their ideas
> Talent always wins
> I start crying tears of joy, My messiah has saved this world
> "Oh no" he says, "Don't think I have forgotten." He immediatly tears off my pants
> fucks me harder and faster than Ultra Sun & Moon's sales
> He fills me with his glorious semen
> I pass out, awaken to find he is gone, and I have nearly drowned in a pool of PokeCum
