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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 00:53:46 No.34704753 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34704780 >>34704910 >>34705908 >>34709794

You wish for something and the person below grants it... at a cost.
E.g:
>I wish for a non-bipedal fire type starter
Granted, but its fire/fighting.

I'll start:
I wish for Hidden power fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 00:57:23 No.34704780 Report

Quoted By: >>34704816 >>34704827

>>34704753
Granted, but only Fairy types can learn it.

I wish for the Switch emulator to be done by the time the Pokemon game for it comes out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:03:17 No.34704816 Report

Quoted By: >>34704839

>>34704780
Granted, but it's slower than D/P, no matter your computer build.

I wish for another region with only new Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:04:27 No.34704827 Report

Quoted By: >>34704898 >>34709718

>>34704780
Done but it and utilize 1 core of your processor forever

I wish for the next game to use sprites again instead of 3d models

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:06:08 No.34704839 Report

Quoted By: >>34704871

>>34704816
Granted but it's just a shitty fanmade knockoff.

I wish for a normal/ghost pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:11:00 No.34704871 Report

Quoted By: >>34704895 >>34704896 >>34704898

>>34704839
Granted but it’s a one stage shit mon

I wish for gen 4 remake with regional forms for gen 5, 6 and 7 pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:14:07 No.34704895 Report

Quoted By: >>34704917

>>34704871
Granted, but there are 5 friendly rivals and theyre all waifubait.

I wish for Pokemon Z.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:14:35 No.34704896 Report

Quoted By: >>34704917

>>34704871
Granted, but they're all Persian-tier.

I wish to eat a Lava Cookie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:14:49 No.34704898 Report

Quoted By: >>34704917 >>34704919 >>34705082

>>34704827
Granted, but they overcompensate for the models' muted colors so much that every pokemon looks way too bright and gaudy.
>>34704871
It happens, but each of the forms' stats are lower than the originals with nothing to make up for it.

I wish for a Bug type pseudo-legendary

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:16:49 No.34704910 Report

Quoted By: >>34704928 >>34704932

>>34704753
I wish for RSE remakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:17:20 No.34704917 Report

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>>34704895
Granted, but it does to XY what USUM did for SM

>>34704896
Granted, but you're fainted, so it won't have any effect. To rub it in, you're in a nuzlocke.

>>34704898
Granted, but it's a slow and tanky mon, as well as being bug/flying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:17:49 No.34704919 Report

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>>34704898
bug/ice with defeatist
and since its an ice type, its slow with high defenses

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:19:03 No.34704928 Report

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>>34704910
Granted, but they have even less features than in ORAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:19:35 No.34704932 Report

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>>34704910
Granted. They were the worst games in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:29:20 No.34705000 Report

Quoted By: >>34705030 >>34705034 >>34705036 >>34705617

i want nuzlocke to become an official mode for the next generations of Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:33:03 No.34705030 Report

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>>34705000
The wish is supposed to sound good, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:33:43 No.34705034 Report

Quoted By: >>34705134 >>34706416

>>34705000
granted but after everyfight, a npc heals your mon and res one dead mon if there is any

I wish for another gen V mega

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:33:47 No.34705036 Report

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>>34705000
Granted but you need the ice key and the iron key to unlock it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:36:16 No.34705057 Report

Quoted By: >>34705098 >>34705100 >>34705123 >>34705165 >>34705829

I wish for GF to lose the rights to developing and have them handed over to a more competent company like atlus or even square

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:39:13 No.34705082 Report

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>>34704898
Granted, but it's a specially defensive bug/flying type with physical offensive stats, but doesn't learn any physical moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:41:24 No.34705098 Report

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>>34705057
granted but it is used for developing Pokemon VR.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:41:32 No.34705100 Report

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>>34705057
Ubisoft now owns Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:42:41 No.34705109 Report

Quoted By: >>34705143 >>34705149 >>34705156

Breeding is less tedious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:43:50 No.34705123 Report

Quoted By: >>34705152

>>34705057
Granted. This guy gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:44:47 No.34705134 Report

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>>34705034
granted it is Basculin its ability is illuminate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:45:16 No.34705143 Report

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>>34705109
Granted, but now shinies and perfect IV mons can't hatch from eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:45:32 No.34705149 Report

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>>34705109
Granted but you can't breed moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:45:48 No.34705152 Report

Quoted By: >>34705301

>>34705123
Endless gen 1 remaster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:46:26 No.34705156 Report

Quoted By: >>34705187

>>34705109
granted eggs have a chance to break and produce nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:46:51 No.34705165 Report

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>>34705057
Granted Pokemon is now an mobile game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:47:51 No.34705174 Report

Quoted By: >>34705189

The cries are no longer ear-piercing gameboy static, but actually sound like living creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:49:00 No.34705187 Report

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>>34705156
...that would make it more tedious, not less. This isn't the opposite game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:49:04 No.34705189 Report

Quoted By: >>34705252

>>34705174
Granted but they all sound like this: https://youtu.be/-y8WxBlhMDw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:52:27 No.34705222 Report

Quoted By: >>34705251 >>34705257 >>34705262

I wish for Mega Flygon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:55:15 No.34705251 Report

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>>34705222
Granted, but it gets Defeatist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:55:41 No.34705252 Report

Quoted By: >>34705328

>>34705189
I fail to see the downside to this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:56:15 No.34705257 Report

Quoted By: >>34705311

>>34705222
The mega is an event only and it now has the ability keen eye with ir being a slow mixed attacker

I wish for cross-gen evolutions to comeback

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 01:56:48 No.34705262 Report

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>>34705222
It's pure Ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:02:32 No.34705301 Report

Quoted By: >>34705335

>>34705152
Granted, but is poorly optimised and it crashes often.

I wish for a non-legendary ghost/psychic pokémon that has decent stats, a evolution line and it looks awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:03:05 No.34705311 Report

Quoted By: >>34705338

>>34705257
Granted, but its only for kanto mons

I wish physical moves would get buffed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:05:19 No.34705328 Report

Quoted By: >>34705349

>>34705252
Just wait till you have to hear it every single time a Pokemon appears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:05:47 No.34705335 Report

Quoted By: >>34709822

>>34705301
Granted, but it's a pseudolegend that can only be caught in 3 random squares in a cave you unlock after beating the champion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:06:10 No.34705338 Report

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>>34705311
Granted but every Pokemon gets +20 Def

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:07:12 No.34705349 Report

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>>34705328
I always play with the sound off, I don't like the music in this series.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:09:56 No.34705371 Report

Quoted By: >>34705414

I wish for a togedemaru plush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:15:15 No.34705414 Report

Quoted By: >>34705440 >>34705553

>>34705371
Granted, it smells like shit and slowly spreads throughout your house, lingering on your clothes

I wish for a fast, offensive Ice/Poison type Mythical waifubait with a wide movepool (including a 110 BP perfect accuracy Ice type sig move that causes Toxic poison) and an amazing ability that clears away all hazards once it steps on the field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:18:26 No.34705440 Report

Quoted By: >>34705500 >>34705553

>>34705414
Granted, but it never gets released and remains stuck in the game's code along side AZ's floette.

I wish for a new pokemon generations type of anime series

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:27:02 No.34705500 Report

Quoted By: >>34705532 >>34705553

>>34705440
Granted, but to save money the animation is outsourced to a flash studio run by CalArts dropouts.

I wish for an action adventure pokemon game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:30:21 No.34705532 Report

Quoted By: >>34705562

>>34705500
Granted but it's LeapFrog® LeapPad™ Ultimate exclusive

Gib me a 90bp 100% accuracy rock move

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:31:47 No.34705553 Report

Quoted By: >>34705601

>>34705414
Granted, but the ability is given to several other mons, and GF finally decides to release their bottled up hatred for ice by making every single type resist ice but be super effective against it

>>34705440
Granted, but ash stars in all of them

>>34705500
Granted, but the combat is even more simplistic and braindead than mainline, where you end up mashing a button to win

I wish for a 10/10 fangame that's available to everybody and can't be C&D'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:32:47 No.34705562 Report

Quoted By: >>34705594 >>34705601

>>34705532
Granted, but only Landorus gets it, and only through event, and it's hardcoded to Lando-T (like Hyperspace Fury)

I wish for a Bug/Dark giant spider pseudo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:38:21 No.34705594 Report

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>>34705562
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:39:08 No.34705601 Report

Quoted By: >>34705614 >>34705631

>>34705553
Granted. It's not Pokemon related though :^)

>>34705562
Granted, but it's a special attacker with a physical learnset.

I wish pokemon could learn any TM that they share the same type as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:40:46 No.34705614 Report

Quoted By: >>34705648 >>34705829

>>34705601
Granted, but every single TM is replaced by a similar move that has 50 BP or less.

I wish for more megas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:41:06 No.34705617 Report

Quoted By: >>34705648 >>34705829

>>34705000
Granted, but you only get one shot - if you lose, your game is bricked.

I wish for an in-game instant teambuilder, separate from the main game, where you can make and validate teams for any battle spot mode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:42:28 No.34705631 Report

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>>34705601
Granted, but it's only exclusive to an Smogon's OMs and doesn't actually happen in the main series. To make it worse it's not even voted OM of the month and gets forgotten about after 2 weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:44:17 No.34705648 Report

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>>34705617
Granted, but it's a laggy mobile app that costs 4.99, with ads included.

>>34705614
Granted, but they're all just charizard, mewtwo, or lucario mega variants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:56:27 No.34705746 Report

Quoted By: >>34705769 >>34705798 >>34705829

I wish for a Scandinavia region with a Water/Ice type Polar Bear starter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:59:05 No.34705769 Report

Quoted By: >>34705774

>>34705746
sure but it's a fangame that releases a demo and never updates again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 02:59:35 No.34705774 Report

Quoted By:

>>34705769
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:03:46 No.34705798 Report

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>>34705746
Granted, but it has all the drawbacks of a water/ice type; slow defensive stat distribution, narrow moveset, HA is hail-related and it can’t learn scald.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:08:16 No.34705829 Report

Quoted By:

>>34705057
>Atlus
Each game takes forever to be localized. The localization team is more interested in shitposting on twitter than speeding up the western release.
>Square
Squeenix doesn't want Pokemon to outsell FF, so they'll sell 1 Pokemon unit for every 100 FF units. Then they'll use the "low" sales as an excuse to stop selling Pokemon games in the west.

>>34705614
Granted. But the Mega stones are all locked behind Gamestop Mystery Gift SpotPass distributions. Don't live near a Gamestop? Sucks to be you.

>>34705617
Granted. But it just tells you whether or not the team you built is permitted in Battle Spot.

>>34705746
Granted. But its strongest STAB move is Ice Shard. The other two starters are a Fire/Fighting bipedal wolverine (strongest move is Arm Thrust), and a pure grass roe deer (strongest move is Mega Drain; no it can't learn Giga Drain).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:18:51 No.34705908 Report

Quoted By: >>34705936 >>34706013

>>34704753
battle frontier in new game, without the maison or the tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:22:30 No.34705936 Report

Quoted By: >>34705947

>>34705908
OK but it's only in Hyper Ultra Sun/Moon and these versions contain no other adjustments or additions to the game whatsoever. $39.99 USD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:23:25 No.34705947 Report

Quoted By: >>34705965

>>34705936
You did it wrong fgt, new original game, eg new gen or remake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:25:31 No.34705965 Report

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>>34705947
fug my reading comprehension

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:27:10 No.34705984 Report

Quoted By: >>34706158

I want Battle Factory to be back in modern Pokemon games!

Wait... th-that already happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:29:47 No.34706013 Report

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>>34705908
Granted. Pokemon Battle Frontier for the 3DS. No minigames. No PokeBank support. Rental teams only. Switch remake never.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 03:48:14 No.34706158 Report

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>>34705984
Granted, but you get a lazy rerelease of Sun/Moon that-

Oh. Well. Hm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:04:35 No.34706243 Report

Quoted By: >>34706290

here's something you can't screw up.
i wish the male trainer had as much choices in clothing as the girl, including outfits from the previous trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:11:07 No.34706290 Report

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>>34706243
Granted, but as a result, there are only 30 new pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:14:24 No.34706308 Report

Quoted By: >>34706329 >>34706344 >>34706361

I want Air-Balloon Rotom Fan in OU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:17:30 No.34706329 Report

Quoted By:

>>34706308
Ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:19:37 No.34706344 Report

Quoted By:

>>34706308
Okay, but gen 4 only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:21:51 No.34706361 Report

Quoted By: >>34706417 >>34707674

>>34706308
Granted, but smackdown gets it's BP doubled if it hits a flying pokemon and/or pokemon with levitate and/or air balloon and it multiplies with stacked immunities

I Wish for Johto Starter Megas!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:29:04 No.34706416 Report

Quoted By: >>34709750

>>34705034
Granted but it is stunfisk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 04:29:10 No.34706417 Report

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>>34706361
Granted, but they hire a 7 year old to design them and they don't gain a second type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 08:32:50 No.34707674 Report

Quoted By: >>34707696 >>34707715

>>34706361
Granted but they look like shit and theyre stats aren't that much better

I wish for pogeymon to follow you again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 08:39:50 No.34707696 Report

Quoted By: >>34707711 >>34707718

>>34707674
Granted, but only the starter you chose. It is hard coded to only allow one of the three starters for that gen.

I wish for all pokemon, with the exception of pokemon you only encounter once (like legendaries and such) to have minor color variations similar to how nicknamed pokemon in Pokemon Stadium once had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 08:44:55 No.34707711 Report

Quoted By: >>34707983

>>34707696
Granted but theyre all worse than their original colors

I wish for more pokeball variants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 08:45:32 No.34707715 Report

Quoted By: >>34707725

>>34707674
Granted but each Pokemon needs an over priced DLC collar than is limited to Gen 1 mons.

I want Dunsparce to get an evolution in gen 8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 08:45:57 No.34707718 Report

Quoted By:

>>34707696
what if it gets traded away or evolves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 08:48:05 No.34707725 Report

Quoted By: >>34707983

>>34707715
Granted but the only difference is a couple stripes and same stats

I wish for games to go back to hg/ss type art style

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 08:50:41 No.34707745 Report

Quoted By: >>34707964

I wish that Pokemon Switch has multiple/all known regions available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 09:57:42 No.34707964 Report

Quoted By:

>>34707745
Granted. Only a single town from each past game region can be visited.

I wish for a side area where all Mythical Pokémon from previous generations can be captured.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 10:06:13 No.34707983 Report

Quoted By: >>34708353

>>34707711
Granted but they're all slight variations of the Bug-Catching Contest Ball

>>34707725
Granted but sprites in-battle are taken from HGSS, when mons follow you in the overworld

I want a Crystal remake without a shitty level curve, with good teams for Gym Leaders and a not shitty Kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 10:06:22 No.34707985 Report

Quoted By: >>34708039

I wish for a Pokemon fighting game made by Arc System Works in the style of DBFZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 10:19:04 No.34708039 Report

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>>34707985
Granted, but it looks like the first 3d mortal kombat game and the controls make it unplayable

I wish for mega-banette being normal/ghost type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:12:24 No.34708353 Report

Quoted By: >>34708364 >>34708366 >>34708446

>>34707983
Granted, it's more gen 1 pandering. You storm through the main game as if it's a tutorial and then you get to play a wonderfully mapped "post"-game Kanto.

> I wish to remove the Physical/Special split

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:15:36 No.34708364 Report

Quoted By: >>34708376

>>34708353
You get it, but there is an unfixable bug causing special stat to always be a 0 in dmg calc

I want gyarados to be a dragon/water type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:16:33 No.34708366 Report

Quoted By: >>34708375 >>34708376

>>34708353
Granted, but every type uses the Speciap Attack stat.

I wish for a Magcargo evolution that is easy to obtain and dominates OU better than Landorus but always stays in OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:19:39 No.34708375 Report

Quoted By: >>34708412

>>34708366
Granted but this evolution won't be obtaineable until gen 15

I wish for a sound type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:20:04 No.34708376 Report

Quoted By: >>34708384 >>34708393

>>34708364
Granted, but mega dos gets a huge buff that makes using regular dos pointless.

>>34708366
Granted, but it'll be used by 70% of all >1825 players, which finally will get Smogon to get its head out of its ass and ban for overcentralization.

I wish for Pokemon to never exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:22:24 No.34708384 Report

Quoted By: >>34708412

>>34708376
Pokemon don't exist but neither do you

I wish for a red version of a beast ball

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:24:04 No.34708393 Report

Quoted By: >>34708433

>>34708376
Granted, but digimon fill the void in such a way they become exactly what pokemon is now instead of what digimon is.

I wish for easier chain/ shiny hunting methods for shiny minior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:27:35 No.34708408 Report

Quoted By: >>34708433 >>34708446

I wish my crush loved me back and quietly recognizes my feelings for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:28:01 No.34708412 Report

Quoted By:

>>34708384
you were supposed to make my wish's outcome become bad
Granted, but it's for event exclusive UBs that are only in Japan. Also, it's purely for Kartana and Celesteela.

>>34708375
Granted, but it's offensively strong against rock, bug and ice, and is resisted by steel, fairy, psychic, electric, and flying. Defensively it's weak to electric, ground, water, grass, and fire, while only resisting itself and ice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:33:39 No.34708433 Report

Quoted By: >>34708454

>>34708393
granted, but then GF shuts down pokemon bank and leaves minior out of the next 5 or so gens' regional dexes (no nat dexes, obviously) for a 'unique experience' with each game. Have fun playing Gen 7 forever!

>>34708408
Granted, but she dies to lymphoma in a year.

I wish for there to be no more furries or weird fetish shit on this godawful board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:36:18 No.34708446 Report

Quoted By:

>>34708408
Granted but you realize you don't like her now that you know her better.

>>34708353
Could have gone worse maybe...even if the tutorial part sounds shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:38:24 No.34708454 Report

Quoted By: >>34708513

>>34708433
Granted, the board merges with another one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:49:56 No.34708489 Report

Quoted By: >>34708491 >>34708513

I want to be happy throughout my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:50:59 No.34708491 Report

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>>34708489
Granted, today you'll have the best day of your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:53:16 No.34708494 Report

Quoted By: >>34708499 >>34708513

i want verlis to turn over to the good side

what could go wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 12:55:33 No.34708499 Report

Quoted By: >>34708529

>>34708494
>every other poketuber turns into current verlis
I wish for more waifumons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:00:20 No.34708513 Report

Quoted By: >>34709778

>>34708454
The result is supposed to be bad, i-isn't it?

>>34708489
Granted. You get into a car accident and your brain gets fucked up to a point where you develop a rare disorder that makes you feel happy all the time. You'll continue to feel happy at your parents' funerals, when you lose your job, and when you are forced to sell your house and file for bankruptcy.

>>34708494
Granted, but then Smogon goes apeshit crazy with bans and rules and eventually people gravitate towards what ends up being a more fun and diverse meta in VGC, meaning it's not long until Verlis becomes hated again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:05:53 No.34708529 Report

Quoted By: >>34708538 >>34708540 >>34708543

>>34708499
Granted, but they immediatly submit to any black guy they see even in your presence.
I wish Sun Moon never existed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:08:36 No.34708538 Report

Quoted By:

>>34708529

Granted, but Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon still do

I wish for kanto remakes is the game for switch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:09:12 No.34708540 Report

Quoted By: >>34708803

>>34708529
granted, but now pokemon uranium is gen 7
I wish for the US to get the RBY Mew event for the Virtual Console

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:09:33 No.34708543 Report

Quoted By: >>34708553

>>34708529
Granted, but ORAS are the last games, Global Link goes down forever, and online play is no longer supported.
I wish we got another game on the 3DS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 13:13:04 No.34708553 Report

Quoted By:

>>34708543
It's F2P, you have to pay for pokéballs with real money and only get one free use of the pokécenter every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 14:24:19 No.34708803 Report

Quoted By: >>34708811 >>34708813 >>34708918

>>34708540
Granted, but you can only use it in RBY and it's limited to 2000

I wish that GF makes wholesome pokemon games again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 14:25:22 No.34708811 Report

Quoted By:

>>34708803
2000 mews, as in limited. missed a word

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 14:25:47 No.34708813 Report

Quoted By:

>>34708803
Granted but it's released in Japan only

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 14:47:44 No.34708918 Report

Quoted By: >>34709519

>>34708803
Granted, but its called Pokemon rustic brown. Its just Pokemon yellow but with new mechanics and more nostalgia.

And the froakie line for ash-greninja

I wish that future remakes were remakes of the third version

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 16:57:24 No.34709519 Report

Quoted By: >>34709569

>>34708918
Granted,but they cost 180 dollars.

I wish they stop making shitty pikaclones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:07:06 No.34709569 Report

Quoted By: >>34709630

>>34709519

Granted, all the Pikaclones they make from here on out are amazingly good and are now the only Pokemon worth using in competitive formats.

I wish Mega Evolution and Z moves were never made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:14:13 No.34709630 Report

Quoted By:

>>34709569
Granted but there are now six-stage evolution lines. Charizard's final evolution is Charmododragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:26:52 No.34709718 Report

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>>34704827
This is only a problem if you own AMD processors though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:35:40 No.34709750 Report

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>>34706416
what's the downside here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:37:35 No.34709759 Report

Quoted By: >>34709778

I want gen 8 to be actually good and liked by fans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:42:42 No.34709778 Report

Quoted By: >>34710633 >>34710904

>>34708513
Yes, for the rest of site.
>>34709759
Granted, but commercialy it's a flop because it doesn't pander to normies.

I wish for Mystery Dungeon remake of Rescue Team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:46:34 No.34709794 Report

Quoted By: >>34709818 >>34710827 >>34710904

>>34704753
I'll make a wish that can't backfire.

I wish for a Torchic sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and,
AND,
I don't want any zombie Torchics, I don't want to turn into a Torchic myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:50:14 No.34709818 Report

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>>34709794
Granted the torchic was full of gases and you fart in least convenient time and place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 17:50:41 No.34709822 Report

Quoted By:

>>34705335
Perfect. Where can i sign for that deal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:12:08 No.34710633 Report

Quoted By: >>34710672 >>34710673

>>34709778
>Rescue Team.
Granted, but it has more gen 1 pandering than the main series

I wish that confusion worked like burn but for SpA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:16:03 No.34710672 Report

Quoted By:

>>34710633
Granted, but all confusion moves get nerfed except for Flatter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:16:10 No.34710673 Report

Quoted By: >>34710688

>>34710633
Granted, but it's now literally coded so that it's less likely to happen if confusion was caused by move from opposing side

I want everyone to get a waifu while I get as far from possible danger as possible, maybe to the other end of universe and kill myself there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:17:50 No.34710688 Report

Quoted By: >>34710830 >>34710837

>>34710673
Granted. Everyone else becomes a feral degenerate, while you end up in a waifu-infested afterlife.
I wish for a temperate forest region.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:36:02 No.34710827 Report

Quoted By: >>34710904

>>34709794
granted, but you die due to an allergic reaction to the torchic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:36:29 No.34710830 Report

Quoted By: >>34710837 >>34710863

>>34710688
granted, but it's a hallway with no puzzles or encounters.

I wish for castform to get new forms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:37:31 No.34710837 Report

Quoted By:

>>34710688
>while you end up in a waifu-infested afterlife.
All according to keikaku.
>>34710830
Granted, it's an event-only Castform that stops being a thing in the next pair of games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:42:21 No.34710863 Report

Quoted By: >>34710879 >>34710882 >>34710923

>>34710830
Granted, but it only takes effect within fog.
I wish for the Switch game to be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:44:12 No.34710879 Report

Quoted By:

>>34710863
granted, but it never leaves japan and you can't digitally download it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:44:35 No.34710882 Report

Quoted By:

>>34710863
Granted, but it takes forever to download.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:48:23 No.34710904 Report

Quoted By:

>>34709778
I could be really fine with a commercial flop. Even if GF won't make next games similar to that one we would still have that one forever.
>>34709794
You are deadly allergic to Torchic's meat. >>34710827 whoops i'm too late

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:51:11 No.34710923 Report

Quoted By:

>>34710863
Granted but it's just a remastering of FRLG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:55:09 No.34710960 Report

Quoted By: >>34710971

you people are fucking terrible at this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:57:08 No.34710971 Report

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>>34710960
granted, but it's a post that criticises people having fun without adding anything at all

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:00:26 No.34710986 Report

Quoted By: >>34710990 >>34710991

I want to go on another date with your gender counterpart rival!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:00:57 No.34710990 Report

Quoted By: >>34711018

>>34710986
Granted, but the date goes awful.

i want pokemon to end

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:01:24 No.34710991 Report

Quoted By:

>>34710986
Graned, but the rival stops battling you as a result

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:05:29 No.34711018 Report

Quoted By: >>34711040

>>34710990
Granted, the last game is great but is ended on a terrible cliffhanger and a sequel was scheduled with the same wonderful director and you will be forever left hanging on a series that had a renewed life in it that got cut short

I want to rub your Pokemon's head again after they fainted an opponent :c that was in gen 6 but removed in gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:08:47 No.34711040 Report

Quoted By: >>34711079

>>34711018
Granted, but only if they have max affection.

I wish for play-style based gyms instead of type based gyms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:12:52 No.34711059 Report

Quoted By: >>34711066

I wish for Mega Johto starters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:14:26 No.34711066 Report

Quoted By:

>>34711059
Granted, but they're all furbait. Especially Typhlosion.

I wish the TCG meta was more diverse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:17:01 No.34711079 Report

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>>34711040
Granted, but none of the Pokemon have full movesets

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