> Well Game Freak, I made it - despite your directions
Ah. Anon. Welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable adventure
> Yeah
(Forced to make Switch game) Oh, egads! Our release schedule is ruined. But what if we were to get Sun and Moon and disguise it as new games? Delightfully devilish, Game Freak. (Jingle plays)
> GAAAAME FREEEAK!
Anon, I was just- uh, asking people to lower expectations. Isometric marketing. Care to join us?
> Why is the same shit from last year in this direct, Game Freak.
Uh-Oh. Those aren't the same games. They're alternate stories. Alternate stories from the new games you're playing. Mmm. New games. Whew.
Anon, we hope you're ready for mouth-watering third versions
> I thought we're having new games
D'oh no. We said new sames. That's what we call third versions.
> You call third versions 'new sames'?
Yes. It's an Internet dialect.
> Aha. What part of the Internet?
Uh, 4chan.
> Really. Well, I'm from /vp/, and I never heard anyone use the phrase "new sames"
Oh, not in /vp/. No. It's a /v/ expression.
> I see. You know these games are quite similar to the ones from last year.
Oh, no. Patented Game Freak games. Old family recipe.
> For new sames
Yes
> Yes, and you call them new sames despite the fact that they're obviously 90% rehashed shit.
Ye-You know, the- One thing we should--Excuse me for a second.
> Of course. (Angry /vp/ threads)
Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. We're pooped
> Yes, I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
Pokemon Switch 2018?
> Uh, Pokemon Switch 2018. At this time of the Switch's lifespan. In this part one forum. Localised entirely within your tiny development team.
Yes
> May I see it?
No
