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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 18:55:09 No.34710164 View View Reply Original Report

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I fear Marti will leave Joe one day. Honestly, he's a good guy, but he's so hopelessly autistic. Just look at his latest video. Poor Marti is trying to get him to make a video, and he's all like "so over it ugh".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLiYGTmXnpo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 18:58:40 No.34710193 Report

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>>34710164
imagine you are in your thirties, running a website about a childrens game and NOT getting any money or any acknowledgment from the creators

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 19:00:52 No.34710207 Report

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>>34710164
>her damn face
>Joe of all fucking people acting mighty and over something

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 19:02:23 No.34710215 Report

Quoted By: >>34710228 >>34710350 >>34711241 >>34711270 >>34711346 >>34712485 >>34715285

>>34710193
Imagine being in your thirties and already making 6 figures for posting scans of monthly magazines and screenshots from early morning Japanese TV shows

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 19:06:03 No.34710228 Report

Quoted By: >>34711277 >>34715523

>>34710215
I hope that by my thirties I'm already married with kids, not having to wake up at 5am because a new shitty merchandise event was announced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 19:30:20 No.34710350 Report

Quoted By: >>34710405 >>34710410

>>34710215
>already making 6 figures
where the fuck does he makes 6 figures and fucking how? there are no ads on serebii

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 19:38:42 No.34710405 Report

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>>34710193
>>34710350
Joe actually does gets paid by Game Freak. Why do you think he's always so quick to shill and defend the games?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 19:39:47 No.34710410 Report

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>>34710350
>there are no ads on serebii
Yes there are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 20:15:53 No.34710670 Report

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>>34710164
ywn eat shitty candy that's over the date with joe, while he looks disgusted

suffer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:33:57 No.34711210 Report

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>>34710164
That video is 30 fucking minutes long

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:39:06 No.34711241 Report

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>>34710215
Six figures? A comfortable five figures from ad revenue I can believe, but he would need to be shilling all kinds of merch and subscriptions to be earning six.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:42:51 No.34711270 Report

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>>34710215
The website itself is probably barely worth six.
He doesn't make six.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:44:19 No.34711277 Report

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>>34710228
>implying having kids is a good thing
>implying getting married is a good thing
You ever heard of overpopulation and divorces? No? Well then enjoy your lack of freedom and power to use your money for whatever you want, you fucking ignorant scumbag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:45:35 No.34711283 Report

Quoted By: >>34711346

Isn’t she just as nerdy/spergy as him? And they did get a house together... I’d only assume that maybe it’s his pessimistic grouchy attitude that is turning her off, not the Pokemon obsession.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:46:36 No.34711289 Report

Quoted By: >>34711974 >>34713027

>>34711277
>the classic hopeless virgin excuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:48:24 No.34711305 Report

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>>34710164
>that smug look
yup looks like john carmack's lost child

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:54:27 No.34711335 Report

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>>34710164
hes unbearable oh my god

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 21:56:20 No.34711346 Report

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>>34711283
>I’d only assume that maybe it’s his pessimistic grouchy attitude that is turning her off, not the Pokemon obsession.
He's grouchy and pessimistic because he regrets devoting his life to a franchise revolving around virtual monsters.
Yes, he might be making a decent amount of money like >>34710215 said but that doesn't necessarily mean he's happy with that decision he made 20 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:18:31 No.34711974 Report

Quoted By: >>34712006 >>34712022 >>34712036 >>34712071 >>34712087 >>34712383 >>34716692

>>34711289
>implying i'm a virgin
Get a load of this faggot who thinks that the only thing in life is to have snotty brats
I'm sterilized by the way. You should do the same, does wonders to your sex life because you don't get fucking pregnant and your kids don't interrupt you while you have sex

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:23:50 No.34712006 Report

Quoted By: >>34712026

>>34711974
>I'm sterilized by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:26:31 No.34712022 Report

Quoted By: >>34713027

>>34711974
t: lexyeevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:26:40 No.34712026 Report

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>>34712006
>gaylo
he never needed a vasectomy, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:28:45 No.34712036 Report

Quoted By: >>34713027

>>34711974
Youre on an anonymous forum about a kids game bragging about being sterilized. Youre meming yourself m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:33:40 No.34712071 Report

Quoted By: >>34713027

>>34711974
>I'm sterilized by the way.
That's such a fucking autistic thing to say.

If you really feel you have something to prove to us, just say "I had a vasectomy" if you want to pass as a normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:35:44 No.34712087 Report

Quoted By: >>34713027

>>34711974
>sterilized
This is a new level of ass pull even for a fucking anonymous pokemon forum

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:45:48 No.34712151 Report

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>consuming expired imported edibles

Absolute madmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:49:22 No.34712168 Report

Quoted By: >>34713027

>>34711277
calm down anon lol live your life how you want, he lives his how he wants

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:49:23 No.34712169 Report

Quoted By: >>34712181

Marti's kinda pussy, innit? She doesnt enjoy anything and cant eat the stuff.

What a candy-ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jan 2018 23:50:52 No.34712181 Report

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>>34712169
>candy-ass
that sounds hot as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:24:37 No.34712383 Report

Quoted By: >>34713027

>>34711974
Alright, big guy, settle down there. I’m just saying that it’s better to admit that you’ll be lonely for the rest of your life, rather than pulling the “I give a fuck about the economy” bullcrap. Now go back to guzzling down Mountain Dew to further sterilize your deprived nutsack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:26:56 No.34712401 Report

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>>34710164
wow, what a prick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:29:02 No.34712414 Report

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>stalks joe because of this thread
Not surprising he loves Labo. Why must I look at his Twitter. He should be paid by Nintendo. Seriously

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:36:58 No.34712485 Report

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>>34710215
imagine being so angry in life that you need to sit at home and angrily make up statistics about Joe Fucking Merrick.
What a life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:38:38 No.34712503 Report

Quoted By: >>34712601 >>34712607

I wander if Joe and his GF fap to Pokephilia together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:48:56 No.34712601 Report

Quoted By: >>34712607

>>34712503
I wonder if Joe cosplays a Pikachu while Marti cosplays a Celebi, then they go at it like forest creatures?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:49:31 No.34712607 Report

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>>34712503
>>34712601
my dick hurts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 00:54:03 No.34712631 Report

Quoted By: >>34712724

>>34710164
These two are probably the ugliest non-fat people I've ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 01:11:54 No.34712724 Report

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>>34712631
Honestly, Marti is kinda cute and I like her bubbly personality. Joe’s... Joe is kinda ugly, but mainly over his sour personality. He can stand to not get so anal over every little thing.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 01:55:25 No.34713027 Report

Quoted By: >>34713101 >>34713132

>>34711289
>>34712168
>>34712022
>>34712036
>>34712071
>>34712087
>>34712383
>Falling for bait this obvious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:08:53 No.34713101 Report

Quoted By: >>34713152

>>34713027
>gets made fun of
>runs to his bait folder

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:15:32 No.34713132 Report

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>>34713027
>"I was only pretending to be retarded"

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:18:29 No.34713152 Report

Quoted By: >>34713171

>>34713101
>>34713132
>Assuming I'm the bait-er because I can see the bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 02:21:50 No.34713171 Report

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>>34713152
Whether that be true or not, he’s still a little spermless bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 07:29:10 No.34715273 Report

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>>34711277
I unironically agree with this guy. There's too much people in this planet. And I also don't want to have the responsability of taking care of kids who I find to be extremely annoying in general.

Digifag Killer !4XkUU6.J/k

Digifag Killer !4XkUU6.J/k Thu 18 Jan 2018 07:33:19 No.34715285 Report

Quoted By: >>34715487

>>34710215
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 08:25:11 No.34715487 Report

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>>34715285
I knew you would show up, Joe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 08:40:14 No.34715516 Report

Quoted By: >>34715531

>>34710164
To be honest, he looks like he’s unwell in this video. Nasally voice and the beard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 08:42:26 No.34715523 Report

Quoted By: >>34715625

>>34710228
Get out fucking underage. You have no idea what the concept of freedom and luberation is. By 30, you want to be earning six figures, fucking anyone you like, with no kids attached.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 08:46:13 No.34715531 Report

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>>34715516
He has noted recently that he has been unwell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 08:50:19 No.34715542 Report

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>>34711277
i kinda agree
i see no point in marriage
kids if they happen they happen so what ever
but this isn't the place for this discussion

Lily

Lily Thu 18 Jan 2018 09:13:03 No.34715625 Report

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>>34715523
when you're 30 come back and let us know how things worked out

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 09:51:48 No.34715800 Report

Quoted By: >>34717714

>>34710164

Joe is perfect. Marti is a lucky girl. They're meant to be

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 11:06:56 No.34716169 Report

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>>34710164
I'm not even trolling, but Joe looks like someone I couldn't stand to talk to for more than five minutes. Not that he's intentionally awful... he just seems irritating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 12:33:25 No.34716391 Report

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>>34710405
He’s right though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 13:39:50 No.34716652 Report

Quoted By: >>34716673

can we talk about how bad his fucking teeth are?! Marti deserves someone who knows how to brush

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 13:44:07 No.34716673 Report

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>>34716652
why are they so bad?! also she needs to wash and cut that mess on her head she looks awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 13:47:51 No.34716692 Report

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>>34711974
The absolute state of white women

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 17:25:07 No.34717714 Report

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>>34715800
Why do they look Malaysian in this gif? I thought they were British.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jan 2018 17:42:32 No.34717808 Report

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>>34710405
Except he not around here

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