I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE GODDAMN MAP YOU ABSOLUTELY USELESS OFF-BRAND FISHER PRICE TOY THAT YOU ONCE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS AND I MEAN YEAH IT WAS COOL AT FIRST BUT THEN YOU REALIZED YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW TO TURN IT OFF AND IT KEPT ON ASKING YOU TO "TOUCH ME TOUCH ME! YOU'RE MY NEW FRIEND AND I WANT TO PLAY!" OH YEAH WELL GUESS WHAT IF I WANTED A FRIEND THEN I'D JUST PAY BILLY DOWN THE STREET OKAY? WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE'D COST LESS THAN YOUR ASS WAIT DO YOU EVEN HAVE AN ASS ANYWAYS AND AFTER I PAY BILLY I THEN FIND OUT HE'S A GOOD GUY BUT HIS GRANDMOTHER'S THE ONLY FAMILY HE HAS AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIS GODDAMN NAME BUT HE TAKES CARE OF HER ANYWAYS SINCE HE'S A GOOD KID BUT I GUESS ME AND BILLY WILL NEVER MEET SINCE I WASTED MY MONEY ON AN OVERPRICED PEACE OF PLASTIC THAT WON'T HELP ME SEE WHERE BILLY'S HOUSE IS BECAUSE EVERY TIME I GO TO LOOK AT THE MAP YOU INTERRUPT ME WITH ONE OF YOUR HILARIOUS QWIPS AND THEN TURN OFF IMMEDIATELY AND THEN I TRY IT AGAIN AND YOU STILL THINK YOUR SEINFELD OR SOME SHIT AND NOW BILLY'S KILLED HIMSELF SINCE HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT AND MAYBE IF I COULD FIND HIS HOUSE WITH A MAP HE'D HAVE A BIT OF A HAPPIER LIFE BUT AT LEAST I GOT A ROTOM IN MY POKEDEX BECAUSE I HEARD THOSE WERE PRETTY GOOD POKEMON OH SHIT WAIT I CAN'T EVEN USE YOU SO NOW BILLY'S DEAD, HIS GRANDMOTHER IS A VEGETABLE, MY PARENT'S MONEY IS GONE, MY FRIENDS NOW LEFT ME BECAUSE YOU WON'T SHUT UP AND THEY GOT ANNOYED, AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE GODDAMN MAP TO POP UP