>>34742361Anon. Vaginas are nice. Like, really nice.
They don't smell like shit, anon. The smell of E.Coli and shit particles dancing around your nostrils? Nowhere to be smelled. Instead you get a cocktail of pheromones and chemicals literally designed to make more of your sexual subsystems come online.
They don't require special preparation. You don't need lube, it makes its own. You don't need to pump water in them so that your penis doesn't crash into a shitburg, anon.
They have fine muscular control. The binary state of clenched or not clenched is a prison forced on you. You have no idea the angles of compression possible. You have no idea what an organ actually properly married to musculature can do. You have no idea the difference between something with the nervous ability of hair and something with some of the most densely packed neurons in the human body when it comes to receptiveness.
>But anon!The poor gay man cries.
>I like things put up my butt!Well, now you've run into sex toy country, friend. And no matter the piece the hunk of man-meat you prefer has, there's a dildo that's better. Does your hunk have oscillating beads, vibrating cilia, and a series of ridges right where it counts with defined angles designed to squeeze it? Free bonus, boobies feel really, really nice squished against your back, and a woman with a strap-on will never finish before you and be done.
>But anon!The poor gay man cries
>Women are shit!As are men. What kind of shallow, needy husk comes here to laugh at people he will never have the validation of knowing whether or not he actually had an impact in their lives? What kind of shallow, needy husks would enjoy that creature's company and only pitch? The only difference is desperation. The only thing keeping your faggot sticking it to you is that it's harder to find a replacement.
