>>34741697>ChanseyWell, the obvious answer is to start a bed and breakfast, featuring home-laid eggs that make people happier. Eventually, I will expand into an entire wellness and vacation center I can specifically and exclusively market to the rich and famous, and give free and/or steeply discounted services to the less fortunate on those margins.
I use my cutesy, unassuming, and vaguely feminine form to make new friends, and use my warmth and softness to make those friends into cuddle buddies. Both my professional and social dreams will be realized.
Unfortunately, my life spirals into a dark age of sexual frustration, as it is quite likely many of these friends will be girls, and I lack the arm length to explore my new lady bits. Further, it's unlikely that many girls will want to take care of my needs, so it seems quite likely I will eventually break and seek out degenerates to handle it.
It's exactly what I've always wanted, with the perfect, fitting, monkey's paw twist to make it terrible. This is eerie. It would take exactly one cute, degenerate girl willing to take care of me to fix though, and I can always hope.
