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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:02:54 No.34754258 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34754268 >>34754281 >>34754428 >>34754433 >>34754612 >>34754732 >>34754749 >>34754803 >>34754811 >>34754818 >>34755980 >>34756007 >>34756375 >>34756377

Would you go toe-to-to with the single most chad pokemon in the universe to win the heart of a cockroach princess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:04:21 No.34754265 Report

Quoted By: >>34754277

Fascinating, this man seems to imply that the cockroach is a more luxury prize than the mosquito.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:04:49 No.34754268 Report

Quoted By: >>34754277

>>34754258
>female mosquito
>chad
your waifu roach is being lovingly fingered by some butch bitch, are you just gonna take that lying down?

Cause I'd fuck both of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:06:39 No.34754277 Report

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Mosquitos are hell spawn that always buzzed by my ear OP. Chadswole must die.
>>34754265
>>34754268
s'wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:07:19 No.34754281 Report

Quoted By: >>34754348

>>34754258
You got it backwards, OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:12:16 No.34754301 Report

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To the death!
Post more bugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:23:45 No.34754340 Report

Quoted By: >>34754348

>implying it isn't a muscle girl with her twink bishy BF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:25:16 No.34754348 Report

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>>34754281
>>34754340
go away tumblr.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:26:15 No.34754350 Report

Quoted By: >>34758114

I'd do anything for her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:46:18 No.34754428 Report

Quoted By: >>34754443

>>34754258
Who cares about the princess? Give me that beefy mosquito bodyguard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:47:23 No.34754433 Report

Quoted By: >>34754437

>>34754258
I'd use air slash on both of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:47:30 No.34754434 Report

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>that thread where you learn that this board is full of beckies who just want to kill Ultra stacy for chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:48:30 No.34754437 Report

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>>34754433
>not getting kicked to death first
Not even persians can keep up with Pheramosa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 17:49:25 No.34754443 Report

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>>34754428
Wise choice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:22:36 No.34754604 Report

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I'll need a good flying type but lets do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:24:47 No.34754612 Report

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>>34754258
He can keep her, that thing is disgusting.
I'd fight the roach for him instead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:44:43 No.34754732 Report

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>>34754258
I'd fuck him into submission while Pheromosa watches.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:45:44 No.34754738 Report

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steroid users are not chads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:46:51 No.34754749 Report

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>>34754258
I just breath really hard on them and kill them both

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:47:57 No.34754755 Report

Quoted By: >>34756032

>Newspaper headline:
>"Overwieght NEET beaten to death by a mosquito for Roach pussy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:56:17 No.34754803 Report

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>>34754258
Sure, probably would go down quicker than 70,000 japs against a burger's plane, but why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:58:20 No.34754811 Report

Quoted By: >>34754817

>>34754258
>Chad
>his Attack is only 2 points higher than Stacy's

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 18:59:58 No.34754817 Report

Quoted By: >>34754849

>>34754811
Stacy dies to one solid hit though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 19:00:05 No.34754818 Report

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>>34754258
I want the buff mosquito not the sticc roach

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 19:06:25 No.34754849 Report

Quoted By: >>34754851

>>34754817
Not even a solid hit, a level 35 ledian could 1-hit it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 19:06:57 No.34754851 Report

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>>34754849
without a focus sash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:42:34 No.34755980 Report

Quoted By: >>34755988 >>34756244

>>34754258
how would any human do against a legendary
In the fight OR in the bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:45:27 No.34755988 Report

Quoted By: >>34756187

>>34755980
They're not legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:48:04 No.34756007 Report

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>>34754258
Probably. They aren't even from the same world so if I could find another roach if I had a solgaleo. If I didn't have a Solgaleo then i'd teach myself Aerial Ace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:49:49 No.34756021 Report

Quoted By: >>34756033

I want to suck Chad's nipples!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:52:13 No.34756032 Report

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>>34754755
>tfw your father puts down the newspaper and really wonders just where he fucked up that bad with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:52:20 No.34756033 Report

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>>34756021
Die

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:53:24 No.34756038 Report

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Reminder that only female mosquitoes suck blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 22:55:30 No.34756047 Report

Quoted By: >>34758164

>not going for bamboo princess who literally weighs a ton

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 23:15:52 No.34756187 Report

Quoted By: >>34756196

>>34755988
What are Ultrabeasts then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 23:17:09 No.34756196 Report

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>>34756187
Ultra Beasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 23:23:26 No.34756244 Report

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>>34755980
A little bit better than expected in both
Buzzwole qould kill most men but pheramosa would be tight as a vuce

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 23:44:19 No.34756375 Report

Quoted By: >>34756398

>>34754258
>Fletchling used Peck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 23:44:26 No.34756377 Report

Quoted By: >>34756398

>>34754258
>Pidgey used Gust!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 23:46:52 No.34756398 Report

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>>34756375
Dies as buzzswole has good Def
>>34756377
Kills both because niether have good sp def

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 04:27:33 No.34758108 Report

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thread needs more roach

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 04:28:52 No.34758114 Report

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>>34754350
but would you do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 04:38:30 No.34758164 Report

Quoted By: >>34758267

>>34756047
O B E S E

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 05:01:46 No.34758267 Report

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>>34758164
>can't handle that level of THICC

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