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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:10:03 No.34755142 View View Reply Original Report

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>head to bed after long day
>see this
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:12:02 No.34755151 Report

Quoted By: >>34755161

>>34755142
impregnate them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:12:04 No.34755152 Report

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sell them for lots of money

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:12:43 No.34755154 Report

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>>34755142
question if they can reproduce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:13:55 No.34755161 Report

Quoted By: >>34755177 >>34755187 >>34755193

>>34755151
are humans in the field egg group??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:14:14 No.34755164 Report

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autistically freak out about the mutant dogs with giant eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:16:31 No.34755177 Report

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>>34755161
ditto egg group

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:17:07 No.34755180 Report

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stone them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:18:21 No.34755185 Report

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sleep in the couch, i am not a monster to wake them up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:18:25 No.34755187 Report

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>>34755161
Considering that cavemen used to hunt/shit/roam in fields, and assuming we aren't in the human-like egg group, I'd imagine so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:18:40 No.34755188 Report

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>>34755142
Shoo them off the bed so I can sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:19:36 No.34755193 Report

Quoted By: >>34755200 >>34755209

>>34755161
egg groups don't mean anything
they're a game mechanic, nothing more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:20:50 No.34755200 Report

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>>34755193
are you seriously gonna argue with me over whether a human could impregnate a pokemon or not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:21:13 No.34755202 Report

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grab one and make it sit on my face, grab the other and make it sit on my dick while i hold the two of them down with my hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:22:37 No.34755209 Report

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>>34755193
>>34755200
>Inb4 this thread turns into human on Pokemon pregnancy arguments

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:22:38 No.34755210 Report

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>>34755200
humans can impregnate all pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:24:08 No.34755215 Report

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>>34755142
use them all as cock sleeves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:25:17 No.34755221 Report

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>>34755142
I raise and protect them all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:25:57 No.34755224 Report

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>>34755215
literally rude to be quite tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:26:38 No.34755228 Report

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>>34755224
not if you do it gently

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:27:19 No.34755232 Report

Quoted By: >>34755262

>>34755228
That ruins the fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:28:53 No.34755240 Report

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>>34755142
Evolve one to Flareon, one to Vaporeon, one to Jolteon, and adopt another Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:32:25 No.34755262 Report

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>>34755232
ok anon. feel free to tear up eevee's insides at will

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:33:13 No.34755267 Report

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i want to date an eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:33:26 No.34755270 Report

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>>34755262
>implying my dick is large enough to do that

Checkmate, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jan 2018 20:48:00 No.34755347 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 01:15:53 No.34756905 Report

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>>34755221
this

Comfyanon

Comfyanon Thu 25 Jan 2018 01:19:14 No.34756930 Report

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>>34755142
Give them a pat then beat the shit out of any furries or pokefuckers in the vicinity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 02:10:03 No.34757201 Report

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>>34755142
Harvest their fluff

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 02:39:31 No.34757396 Report

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>>34755142
Pour lighter fluid all over them and light a match

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 04:35:50 No.34758152 Report

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>>34757396
You would have fit right in on /b/ 15 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 10:27:22 No.34759314 Report

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>>34758152
I was on /b/ fifteen years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 10:29:37 No.34759326 Report

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>>34757396
... and now its a Flareon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 18:19:20 No.34761031 Report

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>>34759314
Well you'll remember zippocat then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 18:55:35 No.34761256 Report

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>>34755142
Sleep with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 19:23:39 No.34761414 Report

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>>34755142
suck their peepees till they nut in my throat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 19:27:03 No.34761434 Report

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Fuck all you autists, tahts literally only for cuddling

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 19:27:36 No.34761438 Report

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>>34755142
Fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 20:15:33 No.34761677 Report

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>>34755187
Humans can be both Field and Human like, there are several mons with more than 1 Egg group

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 20:23:55 No.34761721 Report

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Keep them safe from all the disgusting furries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jan 2018 20:54:30 No.34761912 Report

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>>34755142
Push them off to one side like I already do with my dog.

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