Breedie? Is that you? I barely recognized you with that long beard and those circles under your eyes. What you've been doing? What? You've been soft-reseting to get a Shiny Popplio? WHAT? You've been doing it for two months straight? This is taking a heavy toll on your mind, Breedie! I can't allow that. Le me inj- oh... of course. *chuckles* Oh breedie, your resolute to "not cheat in a children's game" is admirable.

About me? Oh, you know... I'm just back from my trip to Japan. What? Of course I know how to speak glorious nippon. I learned by myself... it sure beats riding a Tauros for three months, don't you think?

But hey breedie, keep up the good work. At least you're not a cheater, right? *chuckles* By my calculations, you get your Popplio in about three weeks... without any Egg Moves and imperfect IVs... but at least it will be shiny. *smirks* Well, I'm off to my date with Stacy and her twin sister now. See'ya later Feraligatr.