I like Acerola because she is a Pokemon trainer like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Acerola also likes ghosts and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the game and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Acerola is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love acerola and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would train Pokemon all day and catch Haunter and other cool pokemon in the Megamart, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.