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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:43:33 No.34802559 View View Reply Original Report

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Confess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:45:59 No.34802574 Report

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>>34802559
And what if I don't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:49:36 No.34802595 Report

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>>34802559
My first pokefap was to Tom Smith's old stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:50:58 No.34802604 Report

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>>34802559
I have a custom lifesize croagunk plush and fuck it everyday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:51:47 No.34802610 Report

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>>34802559
Im giving up on the franchise if the new gen doesnt deliver

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:51:59 No.34802613 Report

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>>34802559
I want following pokemon back because it would be super easy and a really awesome yet simple feature. People that make fun of people for wanting it back are jaded, pessimistic cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:54:19 No.34802623 Report

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>>34802610
I've already given up. I'm still buying the switch game though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 03:56:35 No.34802637 Report

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>>34802559
I only spam because vp is so boring these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 04:00:23 No.34802660 Report

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>>34802559
confess what? that if Croagunk existed I would have him outside the pokeball all times?
Croagunk is so likeable that I even forgot it had an evolution until a while ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 07:25:57 No.34803551 Report

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>>34802559
This year I fapped 61times

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 07:37:02 No.34803575 Report

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crabominable is the hottest pokemon in existence to me im not even being sarcastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 07:48:30 No.34803610 Report

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>>34803575
How come?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 07:58:57 No.34803634 Report

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>>34803610
I dunno honestly. Maybe its because hes so big and hairy. Maybe I like how strong he is. Maybe its how charmingly ugly he looks. Maybe its the virgin pleb haircut. Theres a lot of things about him I like

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 12:00:14 No.34804632 Report

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>>34802610
dito, S/M/US/UM were a big dissapointment, if PokéSwitch will be bad. Then the franchise is riding into it's doom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 12:01:19 No.34804637 Report

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I unironically like anime. Kill la Kill's my favorite anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 12:08:40 No.34804671 Report

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I’m a huge gay cumslut. I’ve had over 1,000 men ejaculate inside me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 13:39:20 No.34805033 Report

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>>34803551
You fapped 61 times IN A MONTH?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 14:44:44 No.34805356 Report

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>>34805033

Once in the morning and before bed... seems reasonable... I'm 31 and I think i've fapped 80 times this year minimum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:05:42 No.34805488 Report

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>>34802559
I wish i could hug a mismagius

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:25:16 No.34805543 Report

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>>34805488
what do you think it would smell like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:30:56 No.34805563 Report

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>>34804671
Is that 1000 times or 1000 different men?
Either way, I'm not even grossed out, I'm impressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:32:48 No.34805573 Report

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>>34805543
like patchouli perfume

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:35:23 No.34805576 Report

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>>34803551
>>34805033
the real question is why are you bothering to keep track?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:46:50 No.34805633 Report

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>>34802637
>these days

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:56:30 No.34805683 Report

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>>34805033
Yea around twice a day i guess depends
>>34805576
Curiously I guess. I just want to know how many times i jack off in one yeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:57:39 No.34805686 Report

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>>34805683
year*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 15:59:16 No.34805691 Report

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>>34805683
Curiosity* year*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 16:04:02 No.34805724 Report

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>>34802559
I hunt shinies outside of /shw/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 17:08:17 No.34806066 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 17:10:55 No.34806080 Report

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I popularized the term "owlcucks" way back when.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 17:17:54 No.34806117 Report

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>>34805563

Different men, of course. Why would I ever want the same seed twice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 19:11:53 No.34806675 Report

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>>34805683
Huh, weird. Never particularly cared for how many times in general. I've always been far more interested in timing.

6 times in 20 minutes and 1 time in just under 6 hours are my records (though in the latter case I could've kept holding out, I just got bored).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 19:27:02 No.34806745 Report

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>>34802559
I'm slowly finding myself more willing to use ugly 'mons competitively. Dropping Mantine for Tapu Fini, sorta thing.

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