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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 22:58:42 No.34807885 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34807890 >>34807895 >>34807925 >>34807940 >>34808045

>there are people browsing /vp/ right now who want a stork Pokemon

Tell me one thing: Why? Why would you want the niggers of the swamp to become Pokemon? Storks are one of the most repugnant lifeforms on Earth, along with geese, and i'm glad Gamefreak will NEVER make Pokemon based on these putrid annoying piece of shit waterbirds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 22:59:21 No.34807890 Report

Quoted By: >>34808019

>>34807885
Did a stork kill your parents or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:00:10 No.34807895 Report

Quoted By: >>34808019

>>34807885
If it wasn't for storks you wouldn't even be alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:02:51 No.34807925 Report

Quoted By: >>34808019

>>34807885
>niggers of the swamp
what the fuck is your problem with storks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:05:15 No.34807940 Report

Quoted By: >>34808019

>>34807885
wow calm down dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:05:41 No.34807948 Report

Quoted By: >>34808019

If they turned shithawks like seagulls and pelicans into pokémon, you can bet your arse they'll make a stork pokémon (probably have it evolving from a 'mon that looks like a goose, just to further piss you off).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:14:56 No.34808019 Report

Quoted By: >>34808085

>>34807890
>>34807895
>>34807925
>>34807940
>>34807948
>being storkfags

You are all hypocrites. You always shit talk about geese (and rightfully so), but you always look past the elephant, or the stork, in the room. Storks are like geese but worse in every aspect: The aggressiveness, the ugliness, the stupid noises they make (geese honking and storks beating their beaks), the inconvenience, everything bad geese do, storks do worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:18:04 No.34808042 Report

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It would be a way to explain where Pokemon Eggs come from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:18:16 No.34808045 Report

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>>34807885
holy shit! imagine being this buttmad about fucking storks
instead of dolphins, who are TOO FUCKING SHIFTY TO TRUST. Oh, they LOOK cute, but they're as morally corrupt as people are. Killing for sport, getting high, random acts of kindness interspersed with random acts of extreme, senseless violence- they're self aware and they're fucking planning something, I KNOW IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:19:01 No.34808054 Report

Quoted By: >>34808077

I want a stork to pound my asshole

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:21:36 No.34808077 Report

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:22:34 No.34808085 Report

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>>34808019
I'm not a storkfag but it sounds ridiculous to hate a concept this much
They arent exactly the best animal to pick, but not that bad either. it would probably be just another shitmon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Feb 2018 23:24:02 No.34808101 Report

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Storks aren't aggressive at all, they're cuddly and friendly. People who hate storks really have never been around them, and if one attacked you, it's because you provoked it first. Sure, storks can peck your eyes out and disfigure your face with their talons, but that's because they want to play or they're interested in what you're doing. Storks truly are misunderstood bros.

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