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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:23:22 No.34808479 View View Reply Original Report

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What's your number one reason why you wish Pokemon existed?

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:24:38 No.34808483 Report

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>>34808479
Maybe they'll love me.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:24:46 No.34808484 Report

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I'll live slightly longer than all the stupid people who get killed by them

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:25:31 No.34808490 Report

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>>34808479
Arresting furfags

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:26:45 No.34808500 Report

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Because having a friend like a pet who mutually returns unconditional love that also understands us, not to mention portable and relatively adaptable to their ecosystem, AND has super powers sounds like it'd be extremely fantastic to live with. The only downside at all is it'd follow our realistic rules instead of the anime's happy-go-lucky rules.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:27:20 No.34808504 Report

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It would be the end of the world.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:27:35 No.34808505 Report

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>>34808479
so I can get a girlfriend

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:29:46 No.34808518 Report

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:30:33 No.34808524 Report

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>>34808479
You posted her

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:31:21 No.34808531 Report

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>>34808479
That all wildlife in Pokemon is capable of living alongside humans and listening to their commands.

We live in a world with animals that are easily cooler than Pokemon, but it's not like you can keep a thirty meter long Portuguese man-o'-war colony as a pet, and if you asked it to sting your enemies, it would just look at you funny in a "what is this smelly dumb mammal doing" kind of way.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:43:11 No.34808589 Report

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I just want to live with her. Take long walks in the forest, hold her in my arms as we fall asleep and generally just be happy together. You don't find people who like that kind of simple life anymore.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 00:46:11 No.34808608 Report

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>>34808479
So that I can destroy the universe and create a new, better one in its place.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:05:00 No.34808699 Report

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We need to limit people from getting legendaries to prevent this from happening.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:07:14 No.34808710 Report

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>>34808479
So I can act overdramatically like the gym leaders, trainers, and champions

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 01:07:43 No.34808713 Report

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>>34808479
Basically what >>34808500 and >>34808531 said.
It would just be amazingly cool to have a pet/friend to that degree. Heck I could make regular food for it and it would eat it, so it’s convenient too.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 04:45:12 No.34810009 Report

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>>34808479
To fuck them? Pretty obvious

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 04:53:21 No.34810051 Report

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To be enslaved by a bunch of pokemon and be forced into doing lewd tasks for them

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 04:54:33 No.34810057 Report

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Croagunk would be the best boy to hang with

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 05:05:00 No.34810118 Report

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Traveling and exploring.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 05:29:48 No.34810270 Report

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Most people think they’d be some adventuring explorer catching and training the best mons but really you’d all still be sitting in your basements watching life pass by, except Pokeporn would be even more stigmatized and your dog might be a Growlithe

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 05:32:28 No.34810278 Report

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>except Pokeporn would be even more stigmatized
lol the anime and games reference pokephilia all the time.

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Anonymous Fri 02 Feb 2018 05:33:26 No.34810283 Report

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>>34808479
Having and battling with a pet mudkip

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