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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:41:52 No.34880764 View View Reply Original Report

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What's /vp/'s stance on human x pokemon relationships?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:42:54 No.34880765 Report

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>>34880764
They make fekkin sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:44:04 No.34880770 Report

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>>34880764
It needs more source and less cropping

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:44:57 No.34880774 Report

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>>34880764
>terrible art and quality
At least post better crops next time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:46:45 No.34880777 Report

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I would like a Froslass to go full Yandere on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:47:12 No.34880779 Report

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DEGENERACY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:47:48 No.34880781 Report

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Pokemon x Pokemon is superior

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:49:12 No.34880786 Report

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>>34880764
>>34880765

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:50:57 No.34880791 Report

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>>34880786

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:53:11 No.34880796 Report

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>>34880765
>>34880791
I want to love, nuture, and protect this Fennekin from the pokefuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:53:23 No.34880797 Report

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>>34880764
Pretty much beastiality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:53:39 No.34880800 Report

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>>34880764
Female human x pokemon > male human x pokemon > pokemon x pokemon > human x human

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:54:35 No.34880804 Report

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I still can't believe it's canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:55:00 No.34880808 Report

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>>34880796
Thank you for your service

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:55:01 No.34880809 Report

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>>34880800
>Female human x pokemon above anything
Only casualfag redditors fap to that

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:55:25 No.34880813 Report

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>>34880796

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:58:05 No.34880832 Report

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>>34880765
>>34880791
>>34880813
;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:59:09 No.34880843 Report

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>>34880832
BEGONE THOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 16:59:55 No.34880846 Report

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>>34880764
Only good if I'm the human

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:01:17 No.34880858 Report

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>>34880832

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:02:26 No.34880861 Report

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>>34880832
I'm impressed with the effort put into this drawing of fucking a fictional animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:08:35 No.34880889 Report

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>>34880861

You should try e621

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:11:41 No.34880901 Report

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>>34880889
I haven't yet, and will continue doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:13:37 No.34880904 Report

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>>34880901
fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:15:16 No.34880913 Report

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>>34880764
in universe, i think it would be weird but something that happens in some places, like how in the real world there are countryside places where marrying with your cousin is ok
As for general opinion on it, it can be either something cute, or something that you could use for a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:17:15 No.34880919 Report

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>>34880913
there's characters in cities who imply it.
Isn't there one with a machamp in sun/moon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:17:25 No.34880922 Report

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>>34880764
Typically reverse cowgirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:39:54 No.34880998 Report

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Can a human get a pokemon pregnant?
Can a pokemon get a human pregnant?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:44:52 No.34881017 Report

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>>34880781
I agree so very much. Like, think of it this way: What is best, Ash kissing Latias, May kissing Latios, or Latias kissing Latio? Obviously, it's the last one, that's best of all! The other two have their advantages, but aren't as good.

Pokémon x pokemon is best, followed by male x pokemon, followed by female x pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:45:08 No.34881021 Report

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>>34880764
They make me horny as fuck and made me wish I lived in the Pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:46:43 No.34881031 Report

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>>34880998
no to both of those
>b-but it hasn’t happened so you can’t say it won’t
they make a clear distinction between humans and pokemon and even Sinnoh myths imply that they’re different enough to not hang nowadays

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:48:21 No.34881040 Report

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>>34881031
But it didn't explain why it's not the same now.
The only canon thing we have is that humans were the same as pokemon, and it's unexplained why any difference began.
And if we were the same as pokemon, we'd have to be in some egg group or groups

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:48:36 No.34881041 Report

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>>34880800
Almost
Feral Pokemon x Feral Pokemon > Feral Pokemon x Human Female > Feral Pokemon x Human Male > Human Female x Human Female > Human Male x Human Female > Human Male x Human Male

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:48:48 No.34881042 Report

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>>34880764
Only good if they're Male Human/Female Poke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:50:33 No.34881049 Report

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>>34881040
That myth also has a weird discrepancy in fossilmons.
>humans were once the same as Pokemon
>except that there are 500 million year old legendaries that can be caught with a poke ball
>same with fossilmons
>so... humans changed? Humans were always different? Humans married fossilmons? Humans diverged from fossilmons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:54:52 No.34881064 Report

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>>34881049
dont even remind me of Arceus, which is so old it precedes the universe itself, yet a 10 year old can catch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:55:48 No.34881067 Report

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>>34881049
It doesn't explain a lot.

personally i think it's just some jap on the team got to put his fetish in the game but hey
canon is canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:56:05 No.34881068 Report

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>>34881064
You can't catch Arceus, though, it's event only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:57:32 No.34881072 Report

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>>34880764
Autistic and requires professional help for whoever supports it

>>34880804
>canon
"No"
Stop trying to falsely back your mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:57:57 No.34881073 Report

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>>34881068
You can still control it and there was an event in the game that would’ve let you catch it. The technicality here is retarded and the point still stands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:58:12 No.34881075 Report

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>>34881072
>the sinnoh books don't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 17:58:54 No.34881077 Report

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I want to fuck my Pokémon (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:01:40 No.34881088 Report

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>>34881077
don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:04:23 No.34881096 Report

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>>34881075
>I read something and conclude things that aren't there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:06:06 No.34881102 Report

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>>34881096
explain the machamp boyfriend from SM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:08:52 No.34881114 Report

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>>34881096
>There once were Pokémon that became very close to humans.
>There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table.
>It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.
Not to mention the literal translation says they married.
If humans and pokemon were the same, humans were essentially another species of pokemon. And you can breed species of pokemon together as long as they're within the same egg group.
Unless you're completely literal and unable to think beyond exactly what's said, this isn't some extreme stretch.

Stop being stupid.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:13:50 No.34881131 Report

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The existence of ditto brings up some pretty ethical questions:

can ditto breed with humans? If so how common is it, and how much of it is voluntary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:15:22 No.34881136 Report

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>>34881131
Ditto can breed with anything with a gender, so probably.
>If so how common is it, and how much of it is voluntary?
we have nothing to base it off of so however much you want

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:15:51 No.34881139 Report

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>>34881131

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:15:53 No.34881140 Report

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>>34880764
reported

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:17:00 No.34881144 Report

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>>34881139
source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:17:49 No.34881147 Report

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>>34881144
https://exhentai.org/s/eca1663a34/

>inb4 that's just a panda

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:19:15 No.34881155 Report

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>>34881147
thx
altho it has been a while since I've been on the panda, now that you mention it

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Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:21:23 No.34881172 Report

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>>34881155
Checked
fugging gookmoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:21:48 No.34881175 Report

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>>34881131
>can ditto breed with humans? If so how common is it
>and how much of it is voluntary?

>Be camping in the wild
>Suddenly a hot chick comes out of the bushes
>You greet her and ask her name
>She doesn't says anything, she just comes closer to you and start taking her clothes off
>''O-oh, woah there girl, isn't this a little too soon?'
>she just go down on you and after some fun you both lay on the ground exhausted
>she transform into a ditto and spill out an egg
>you're now a father

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Feb 2018 18:23:55 No.34881181 Report

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>>34881175
Eggs are just a gameplay mechanic, it would just straight up give birth in human form, if you wanna go down that route, which would require it to keep that form for 9 months

it's more likely it goes the other way, if you getmy drift

Anonymous

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