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Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 23:48:49 No.34896307 View View Reply Original Report

>Pokemon Designer 1: Hey I got a question
Pokemon Designer 2: Yeah?
>PD1: What's one thing Giraffes are known for?
PD2: Being symmetrical
>PD1: Oh oh of course.
>PD1: ...
>PD1: You're sure it's not the necks?
PD2: What necks
>PD1: oh sorry, it was nothing

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Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 23:53:36 No.34896335 Report

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Hey, tell me, what's an animal known for living in the cold?
>Pigs
Oh right, of course, that's obvious

Just to be sure, how do you draw a pig?
>It's simple, you start with the nose.
Yeah, the nose?
>You draw a circle with two dots
Okay, and then?
>Look, it's 6PM already, time to go home. See you tomorrow man
Wait!... o-oh, see you tomorrow!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:00:14 No.34896373 Report

Quoted By: >>34896409

So wait, were dinosaurs more like lizards, or more like bugs?
>Bugs, obviously
Oh okay. What I'm asking is, did they have cocoons?
>What animal doesn't have cocoons?
Right right, sorry

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:04:47 No.34896409 Report

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>>34896373
Did all dinosaurs have cocoons?
>Well, probably not all, but most for sure
Right, thanks
Can a cocoon have legs?
>Why wouldn't it?

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:05:57 No.34896412 Report

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So, just to be sure, how do you draw a monkey?
>It's simple, you start with the nose
Yeah, the nose?
>You draw a circle with two dots
Okay, and then?
>Oh, just look at the time, it's time to go home. See you tomorrow!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:09:37 No.34896435 Report

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Are emo teenagers people, or animals?
>I'm pretty sure they are not people
Great, so they can be pokemon?
>Of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:11:36 No.34896441 Report

Quoted By: >>34896461 >>34896549

ITT: faggot OP bitches about pokemon being pokemon instead of cartoon animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:16:01 No.34896461 Report

Quoted By: >>34896531

>>34896441
I bet you're fun at parties anon.
>>34896307
Keep going OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:16:26 No.34896465 Report

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Dumb genwun poster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:18:19 No.34896477 Report

Quoted By: >>34896495

Hey dude, what do palm trees grow out of? Seeds or eggs?
>I'm pretty sure it's eggs
Thanks
(After deadline)
>Shit, dude, I think I was wrong. Did you write the flavor text yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:18:27 No.34896479 Report

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Hi Bendis, what are you doing on /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:21:12 No.34896495 Report

Quoted By: >>34896524

>>34896477
They are seeds. The name is missing though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:26:57 No.34896524 Report

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>>34896495
>They are seeds

>Look like eggs
>The name in both english and japanese refers to eggs
>Only the pokedex entry says they are totally not eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:27:26 No.34896531 Report

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>>34896461
>I bet you're fun at parties anon.

More fun than OP and his retarded "dur pokemon must be like real animals" shitposting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:31:02 No.34896549 Report

Quoted By: >>34896554

>>34896441
I'm laughing for the first time in a while.
Thanks op

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:31:40 No.34896553 Report

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Pokemon Designer 1: You won't believe this - a tapir raped my daughter
Pokemon Designer 2: I'm telling you people, it's all the jews fault
Pokemon Designer 3: Wait a minute, that gives me an idea!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:31:53 No.34896554 Report

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>>34896549
t. OP

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:39:31 No.34896615 Report

Quoted By: >>34896653

Hey, the boss says we need some more poison types before we launch the game.
>I don't know, I need some inspiration first.
Hm, how about we list off some poisonous animals?
>OK. Let's see, snakes, wasps, rabbits, jellyfish...
Wait, did you just say rabbits?
>Yeah, poisonous rabbits.
I don't think rabbits are poisonous.
>Can you prove that there aren't any poisonous rabbits?
...

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:42:18 No.34896632 Report

Quoted By: >>34896723

>So we just need one more poison type, right?
Yeah. What are some animals known for being poisonous?
>Uh, bats right?
Uh yeah, that sounds about right.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:44:11 No.34896643 Report

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Hey, so quick question. When snakes grow up, do they become snakes or dragons?
>Dragons, obviously.
OK, but cool dragons?
>No, they look like mascot costumes.
Ah, ok.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:45:04 No.34896651 Report

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:45:31 No.34896653 Report

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>>34896615
There are no poisonous rabbits, only venomous ones

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:46:08 No.34896656 Report

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:49:49 No.34896673 Report

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OK, so our QA department has told us that psychic types are way too over powered.
>So?
So, we need something that can beat them.
>Why don't we just buff bug type?
Haha, oh you're so funny! Seriously though, we need to add a new type.
>So like a ghost or something?
Yeah, yeah! A ghost type would be perfect!
>Alright, so it's a ghost, and ghost attacks should be super effective against psychic, right?
Yeah, that's how it should work. Our coders are really good at their jobs so I'm sure they'll implement that part correctly.
>Oh, but we shouldn't over work those poor guys, so let's not make ghost resist psychic or anything that absurd.
Yeah, right, those guys have enough work as is.
>Oh, and this ghost is looking a little too strong. To make it fair we should make him poison type, so psychic types can stand a chance.
Are you sure?
>Totally, we still want psychic to be playable.
Right, right.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:54:09 No.34896691 Report

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Hey, hey, what is this supposed to be anyway?
>A toad I guess. I was just having fun with it.
This is the last time I indulge your shit taste, Matsumoto. If you don't step it up with the next evolution, I'm not inviting you to the launch party.
>Shit taste, you say? Sure boss, I won't let you down.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:54:56 No.34896693 Report

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Hey, so this huge rock snake, what should it have, statwise?
>Well, it should have a huge defense stat.
Yeah, and what about the others?
>It should be kinda fast, cause snakes are fast.
And have a good Attack, right?
>No, snakes can't fight. They have no arms.
Sounds good man.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 00:57:13 No.34896703 Report

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Hey are balloons animals?
>Balloons animals? Yeah I think I've heard someone say that before.
Cool, how do you draw a balloon?
>Uh, it's like a circle, right?
Yeah?
>And then you add two eyes.
Of course, so it can see.
>A mouth for singing
Sure.
>And then two feet and two arms, like so
...
>How's it look?
It looks like Kirby.
>Oh shit, hold on, I'll slap on some ears and a hair curl.
Good enough for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 01:00:34 No.34896723 Report

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>>34896632
Actually bats are known carriers of tons of diseases, which translates pretty well into the poison type

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 01:01:28 No.34896729 Report

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Hey, do you think you could draw a mole?
>Oh yeah, that's easy. You start with the nose
Yeah?
>Then you draw two eyes
Alright.
>Oh, jeez, out of time again. See you next time man.
Dude we need to be finished tomorrow.
>Oh, eh I'm sure you can do it. Night man.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Feb 2018 01:04:33 No.34896753 Report

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Wait!
>What? I only have like an hour to get drunk and two to sleep before work tomorrow, make it quick.
This thing is supposed to evolve. What do moles grow up to become?
>I dunno man, like three moles, right?
Oh yeah, duh. Have a good night.

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