>>34979175My dear anon, what you fail to understand in this particular instance is that the image accompanying the opening volley in this chain of online discussion is not at all intended to make a clear or concise point, nor even to make the person or persons producing said image appear intelligent to their peers through the use of an unusually large and varied vocabulary. No, the intent behind the topmost image above is for the person displaying it to showcase the humorous absurdity of issuing the same command in an increasingly verbose and prattling manner. It is merely a lark, if I may be so blunt. I sincerely believe that to interpret the image any other way, especially taking it at face value, is to misunderstand its poster's intent and therefore an exercise in futility.
I fear, dear anon, that you may have the limb of a tree, somewhat larger in size than a mere twig, inserted through the sphincter location at the exterior terminus of your colon. I highly suggest, both for your health and personal comfort, that you immediately seek the services of a medical professional to remove this foreign object from your body.
