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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:35:10 No.34981005 View View Reply Original Report

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just had sex today for the first time and i just cant really see myself browsing this board anymore

later virgins? i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:35:51 No.34981007 Report

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see you tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:36:23 No.34981012 Report

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You'll get over the honeymoon phase soon, sex isn't special.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:37:09 No.34981018 Report

Quoted By: >>34981628

>>34981005

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:37:25 No.34981022 Report

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>>34981005
Pic related?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:37:31 No.34981024 Report

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>>34981005
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/

I've had sex and then browsed this board immediately after

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:37:43 No.34981026 Report

Quoted By: >>34981038 >>34981059 >>34981227

I had sex for the first time some 8 years ago and had several girlfriends since then. I'm laughing at you for being so mentally weak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:37:50 No.34981027 Report

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>>34981005
implying you won't be lurking this thread looking for praise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:37:52 No.34981028 Report

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>>34981005
Who's the lucky plushie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:39:26 No.34981038 Report

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>>34981026
any greaselord can fuck greasy people of the opposite sex. theres a reason why no one fucks autistic girls, its because you retards need to mate with someone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:41:59 No.34981059 Report

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>>34981026
>anime gif
gross must be like trannies and shit

>>34981028
girl at my school who deals drugs. we did some ice earlier today for the first time and fucked twice. just took a xanax and now rethinking my chrome bookmarks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:42:00 No.34981060 Report

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>>34981038
>"I-im a virgin because I have h-high standards!"

just stick your dick in someone, grease is good lube

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:43:07 No.34981071 Report

Quoted By: >>34981124 >>34981227

>>34981060
>implying im a virgin
i've had sex with just as many people as you have except the only difference is that the girls i banged were actually normal and took showers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:45:53 No.34981094 Report

Quoted By: >>34981227

>>34981038
>>34981059
Holy shit, what a retort. You sound like my life made you upset at some point and no, all the girls I've gone out with and had sex with where perfectly normal and sociable. You project a little too much, this is worrying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:46:36 No.34981099 Report

Quoted By: >>34981107 >>34981136 >>34981227 >>34981249

>>34981059
>amphetamines
>Xanax

If you've not taken these before the afterglow doesn't last. Come down period of Xanax and valium is particularly brutal especially if you are a regular user and you can end up feeling extremely depressed.

Don't let her fuck you into drug habits or at least pick better drugs. Meth is so trashy, get coke or mdma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:48:06 No.34981107 Report

Quoted By: >>34981167

>>34981099
>benzo comedowns
Non existent unless you are hooked but if you are hooked you are retarded.

Meth is the best stim you are dumb as hell for thinking otherwise. Coke is garbage, MDMA is good if you know what you are doing unlike OP. Stop trying to talk about drugs over the internet to look cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:48:11 No.34981109 Report

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>>34981005
Fucking a plushie doesn't count, you degenerate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:50:01 No.34981124 Report

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>>34981071
>I'm without provocation that Anon only had sex because other disgusting people exist
>get even more defensive after someone implies something about you

sure doesn't sound like it mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:50:24 No.34981127 Report

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>>34981005
I'm laughing so hard, i can't even
At least, one less underage here, thank god

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:51:30 No.34981136 Report

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>>34981099
>i've only taken 4 drugs in my life

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:51:43 No.34981137 Report

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*pulls you back in*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:53:07 No.34981150 Report

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>DUDES I'M TAKING DRUGZ AND I FUCK WHATEVER BITCHES I FIND I'M SUCH A GROWN UP LMAO
This is the biggest sign of degeneracy yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:54:27 No.34981164 Report

Quoted By: >>34981182 >>34981227

>>34981150
imagine being this much of a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:54:43 No.34981167 Report

Quoted By: >>34981177 >>34981194 >>34981249 >>34981257

>>34981107
Cokes not garbage if you're getting flake instead of the shit people try pass off as coke that looks like a baggie of sugar. But this is £100/g shit and MDMA is my personal favourite. It's the rave drug.

Also
>No one's ever been addicted to diazipam

Kek. This happens to people all the fucking time and you don't realise you're addicted until you actually stop taking them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:55:57 No.34981177 Report

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>>34981167
stop trying to flex your near non-existent drug knowledge on a pokemon image board to underage posters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:56:24 No.34981182 Report

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>>34981164
Imagine being that much of a degenerate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:57:09 No.34981191 Report

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Look those children talking about drugs and sex to look cool, lmao

adults unite for the keks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 18:57:23 No.34981194 Report

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>>34981167
>calls it valium
>then calls it diazipam
You are very cool woah you know so much about drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:00:03 No.34981219 Report

Quoted By: >>34981233

Fuck dr*gs & alc*hol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:00:51 No.34981227 Report

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>>34981164
>>34981124
>>34981099
>>34981094
>>34981071
>>34981059
>>34981038
>>34981026
>>34981005
List of virgins that posted on this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:01:40 No.34981233 Report

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>>34981219
it's f**k anon think of the children

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:02:33 No.34981240 Report

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>>34981233
Nah, he's right. Fucking is a natural and good thing. Alcohol and drugs fuck you up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:04:13 No.34981249 Report

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>>34981099
>>34981167
You geniunely sound like one of those people in classes that have to let everyone know they smoke weed or do drugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:04:17 No.34981250 Report

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>>34981240
I'm glad your brain chemistry is naturally stable enough to not need to depend on them to function.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:04:26 No.34981254 Report

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Kids, stop, this board is not about drugs. Nobody cares if you're using them, just keep It safe for you and do It because you want, not because you're sad or want to impress someone. Jeez, i hate stupid teenagers. If you're having problems with drugs or any kind of mental illness, you can always search for free help your city/town, nobody will ever know in case you're shy.
Always use protection in sex.

peace bros, adolescence is quit a hard time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:04:49 No.34981255 Report

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haha guys i fuck drugs and do girls im so cool and mature dudes see you later virgin fags lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:05:09 No.34981257 Report

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>>34981167
Have fun wasting your money

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:05:28 No.34981260 Report

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>>34981240

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:08:24 No.34981286 Report

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>you will never go to a /vp/ meetup and penetrate all of the virgin boypussies belonging to the jailbait of this board
OP did she use a strap-on? Because if not, you're still on my list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:09:55 No.34981297 Report

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>>34981005
I had sex with my Pokemon before and I'm still here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:30:44 No.34981432 Report

Quoted By: >>34981467

>>34981005
How old are you? If you'e older than 16 then it was too late and having sex won't fix you. You'll be back here this afternoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:32:59 No.34981450 Report

Quoted By: >>34981467

>>34981005
Congrats on losing your virginity at 32!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:35:35 No.34981467 Report

Quoted By: >>34981513

>>34981450
>>34981432
This board can't make up its mind on how to insult the OP.
Underage or neckbeard? Which is it? Make up your fucking mind you fufags

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:35:40 No.34981469 Report

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>>34981005
>tfw too much high standards for 3dpd

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:40:56 No.34981506 Report

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>>34981005
>Have sex for the first time
>Come to the pokemon section of a Algerian claymation forum to tell everyone
You're either lying or truly suck here forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:42:03 No.34981513 Report

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>>34981467
It's almost as if there's multiple people on /vp/

Go fucking figure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:44:24 No.34981524 Report

Quoted By: >>34981604

lel let us find the most alpha starter

post age you lost virginity
first game you physically owned
starter mon chosen

>17
>Gold
>cyndaquil

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:52:52 No.34981583 Report

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you’ll realize it wasn’t that good soon enough ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:54:57 No.34981598 Report

Quoted By: >>34981627

>>34981005
good job bro. guess your gone now though. man I can't wait to have sex for the first time, it's like all i think about. its kind of stupid that i have have to give up stuff like pokemon once I become a chad, but I guess that's just life. I really really want to know what that poon feels like on my dick though, i dream about it but my brain just makes stuff up I guess so i don't really know. one good think about my dry spell (or LIFE) is that I can play pokemon all i want and not worry about being a real man. Maybe ill just stay a virgin and play pokemon forever LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:55:48 No.34981604 Report

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>>34981524
N/A
Sapphire
Mudkip

sorry mudkipbros

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:57:59 No.34981619 Report

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>He had sex
>with a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:59:12 No.34981627 Report

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>>34981598
Just get a fleshlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Feb 2018 19:59:11 No.34981628 Report

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>>34981018
I can't tell you how excited I am that someone used this image. Did I make it? No. Do I see it posted much? Also no. Do I love it? Yes

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