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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:17:12 No.34983645 View View Reply Original Report

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Confess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:18:51 No.34983657 Report

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>>34983645
I like edgy fangames

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:20:39 No.34983672 Report

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I wish I had a lucario as a workout partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:28:11 No.34983726 Report

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I used to fap to gardevoir porn while self inserting as the gardevoir. I even bought a cheap Halloween wig to help get into character.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:30:39 No.34983751 Report

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I hate Salazzle with a passion because she's a wasted concept. When I think of an all-female lizard I think of the new mexican whiptail lizard which evolved from a mix between two other species of lizard. They make eggs through parthenogenesis yet still need to make the "motions" to produce an egg.

They could have easily made Salazzle an ode to a very interesting species but instead made it another dominatrix Pokemon. It would have been really cool to make it so that Salazzle could produce an egg regardless of the sex of the other Pokemon in the daycare. (risque but it's a real life thing so it's not really promoting anything ""unnatural"")

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:36:13 No.34983791 Report

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>>34983645
I think that the 3ds games (excluding ORAS) were pretty good. While not as good as BW, B2W2, Emerald or Platinum they were still good enough to have a decent amount of fun during the main game.

They had a load of flaws and felt rushed, buy they were nowhere near being godawful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:36:57 No.34983793 Report

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>>34983645
I like ORAS and XY. I enjoyed SM on the very first playthrough.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:37:37 No.34983800 Report

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>>34983645

My life size Primarina plush is coming tomorrow and you already know the deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:37:50 No.34983802 Report

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I like the entire Rockruff line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:38:04 No.34983804 Report

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>>34983645
I unironically ship Gallade and Gardevoir and get super mad when people pair either with a human or another Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 00:38:18 No.34983805 Report

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>>34983645
make me, nerd.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:20:44 No.34984110 Report

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I fucking hate Ultra Necrozma. I like his original cool and bizarre prism monster-form, the TRUE LIGHT DWAGON FORM just feels so fucking unnecessary and tacked-on.

But on the other hand I love Darkrai. He's my pokehusbando.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:23:17 No.34984128 Report

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I hide/filter majority of /vp/ threads because they're uninteresting, single-focused, or intentional political bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:30:40 No.34984193 Report

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>>34983645
My favorite threads are the softcore porn threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:35:07 No.34984236 Report

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I'm only on /vp/ because I want a breeding ditto. I like being here but I'd probably be here less if I had a 6iv ditto so I could find meaning in picking up USun again aside from the pelagio daily routine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:36:12 No.34984246 Report

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>>34983645
I want to fuck Sister Miriam Godwinson

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:36:20 No.34984250 Report

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>>34984193
same

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:36:20 No.34984251 Report

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>>34983645
I think that robe makes you look fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:38:25 No.34984283 Report

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I prefer Digimon's monsters to Pokemon's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:42:08 No.34984307 Report

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I like subtly inserting my niche cardiophilia fetish into threads when possible, but not more than once per day. Also I worship yuri and utilize multiple threads across three different boards to talk about cute f/f ships that I adore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:51:23 No.34984385 Report

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>>34984307
Wtf is cardiophilia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:52:28 No.34984390 Report

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>>34984385
heartbeat control, I remember seeing them in another thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 01:55:57 No.34984423 Report

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>>34984390
Sometimes I feel like people just come up with shit to be into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 02:37:40 No.34984662 Report

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I have nudes of a once popular vp poster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 02:43:50 No.34984712 Report

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>>34984662
confess not brag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 02:56:02 No.34984804 Report

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>>34984307
Yuri is lame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 02:57:25 No.34984812 Report

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>>34984662
MINE!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 03:08:01 No.34984930 Report

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>>34984712
I mean I feel bad about having them

>>34984812
Depends on who you are

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 03:12:24 No.34984972 Report

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I always despise the current game of the moment on this board, BW/2 I started to hate for a good while, but I especially abhor XY (for reasons I'd rather not get into because this is a confession thread, not a XY rant thread.) and the fact that this board is starting to drift toward sucking XY's dick makes me die a little inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:13:48 No.34985411 Report

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>>34983645
* looks around in panic *
I FAPPED TO DRASNA! I LEWDED THE SWEET SAINT DRAGON GRANNY! FORGIVE ME!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:14:25 No.34985413 Report

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>>34984246
Diedre Skye is hotter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:14:34 No.34985414 Report

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I take alola photo club pictures with my least favourite pokemons where it looks like I'm abusing them. I'll use the electric z move to look like I'm going to hit them with my elbow, bug z move to look like I'm slapping them, and fighting z move to look like I'm going to punch them or kick them if they're small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:18:03 No.34985431 Report

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>>34983645
I prefer Ultra Beasts over Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:18:07 No.34985433 Report

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>>34983645
I'll probably be asexual my whole life because the one guy I have fallen hard for isn't gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:30:53 No.34985486 Report

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>>34985431
......Burn This Fool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:53:58 No.34985613 Report

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>>34985433
Thats rough man

my confession is i wanna eat my pokemon teams vomit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 04:55:28 No.34985621 Report

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>>34985613
hi tummysoup

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 06:22:56 No.34986051 Report

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i want to snug all my pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 06:24:14 No.34986055 Report

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>>34983645
I love Gen V

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 06:38:12 No.34986098 Report

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>>34985621

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 06:40:49 No.34986109 Report

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>>34984110
are you 14?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 06:53:31 No.34986180 Report

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>>34985613
That is disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 07:04:35 No.34986219 Report

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Back in high school I talked to a girl who was full-on fujoshi. Not even an ironic one, she had a folder full of yaoi manga and anime and would talk about it almost any time.

Yet I couldn't bring myself to hate her. She was annoying, but she was still a nice girl anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 07:10:34 No.34986245 Report

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I want to get beaten up by pokefan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 08:15:06 No.34986546 Report

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>>34985621
I don't even want to know who that is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 08:45:41 No.34986675 Report

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>>34984812
Are you Homemade-kun? Who wants her nudes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 08:46:41 No.34986682 Report

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>>34986675
dont share nudes incel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 09:14:27 No.34986784 Report

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>>34983645
I talk to my pokemon while petting them in refresh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 09:16:21 No.34986792 Report

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I fap to gay pokemon all the time and I'm about to do it again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 09:26:07 No.34986811 Report

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I used to fantasize Gary and May(not May Oak).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 11:10:31 No.34987079 Report

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For as much as I hate how he is an arrogant little shit I am unironically attracted to Joe. I wish there were more fans that looked like him and less like ugly fucks like Pomf

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 11:12:21 No.34987084 Report

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I've been shitposting for both sides on all the leaks so far. I plan to do it for the upcoming Pokemon Day shit too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 11:45:08 No.34987185 Report

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>>34987079
You're not alone. He's hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 11:55:47 No.34987226 Report

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Gen 5 is my favorite gen.
Even though the 3DS games were disappointing/didn't live up to the hype i still enjoyed playing them.
XY > ORAS > USUM > SM.
I don't give a shit about Battle Frontier and i couldn't care less about it not being added in the recent games.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Feb 2018 12:16:51 No.34987311 Report

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I catch and train rare Pokémon for my niece so she likes me when I visit. It's basically all I look forward to these days. She'll probably forget all about it/stop caring when she grows up, though...

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