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>crustles bow to Colress
>in contact with ninjas
>rumoured to possess autism
>control Plasma Frigate with an air-conditioned fist
>own ships and legendaries all over the world
>direct descendant of an ahoge and a hair curler
>will forcibly create the first winter wonderlands in Unova (Opelucid will be the first wonderland)
>in the process of terraforming the Giant Chasm as his personal location
>own basically every DNA editing item on Earth
>first fusion Pokemon will be Colress' creation
>both Plasma leaders said to have 400+ stolen Pokemon
>ancient Unovan scriptures tell of two autismos who will descend upon Unova and will bring an era of cold and unprecedented Pokemon mind control progress with them
>These are the Plasma leaders
>They own Genesect labs around the world
>You likely have Genesect drives inside your PC right now
>Every Genesect has the mark of Colress' hair implanted in them at birth
>The Plasma leaders are not in regular communication with the Archautismo N, not forwarding the word of formulas to the Plasma Frigate
>Discovered the literal ark of freezing everything
>They learned fluent Heatran in under a week
>Lenora's husband allows them full access to the evidence of Dragonite being dead within the museum
>Giant Chasm entrusts its Kyurem with the leaders. There's no Kyurem in that cave, only in the Frigate.
>The leaders are like 40 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human (excluding Cyrus)
>In reality they aren't real
>They have been able to access Liberty Island since BW2, and have spoken about what they saw in the lighthouse
>Colress will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and bonding with your Pokemon for extra strength