I do hearby, decree on this 27th day of February in the day of our lord, Arceus that all JaredPosterFags, Kyogres or just 2018Fags in general will henceforth be know as: (DesperateFags)

All witnesses who do so solemnly agree to this movement please, state

“I” below. May Groudon bless you all and bring you good fourtoune unto yet another Pokémon day.