WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA RESTRICT A FUCKING EVENT TO A NEWSLETTER IF IT’S NOT EVEN FUCKING OUT YET OMG FUCK THIS DUMBASS EVENT, WHY ARE THEY EVEN DISTRIBUTING LEGENDARIES WHEN THEY COULD, OH I DON’T KNOW, DISTRIBUTE AZ’S FLOETTE OR THE SHINY TAPUS OR A SHINY COSMOG EVENT OR, HEY, ZERAORA.

but nah fuck it, Regigigas and Heatran because it’s not like those are available literally right now in USUM.