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Those NPCs are a bunch of Chads
>hahaha I was like so nervous to leave home but then they gave me a loyal and loving Pokemon! maybe you can get one too, anon?
>huh? they don't exist? awkwaaaaaaard xD
>dude, I just made $14,000 battling preschoolers! how much did you make today?
>huh? the employer decided to "go in a different direction" and coincidentally hired a less qualified, more attractive candidate? dude, you don't apply xD you lock eyes then battle haha get it right, bro!
>*sigh* sometimes like I want someone to hug me and I have to go through my PC trying to remember which of my Pokemon gives the best hugs haha
>huh? the characters in your PC can't physically touch you and nobody in your life wants to? duuuuuuuuuuuuude xD teach yourself attract with TM45 or something haha
>ahhh camping out in my lakeside secret base with my bros is so relaxing! how bout you, anon? where's your secret base?
>huh? you can't afford to move out of home? you don't need money, brah lmao just get a Pokemon with Secret Power! money's for like decorations and shit
>man, sometimes I envy you, anon. Ever since I became champ I've had girls from all over the Alola region asking if I want to touch them Alola! It was funny the first time but now I'm like ummmm... yes! xD
>huh, you've never been to Alola? ...duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude no way xD even my Weedle's gotten laid, bro! ahahahahaha oh man, hang on a second I know like 30 gym leaders who have to hear this!
