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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:30:11 No.35047947 View View Reply Original Report

“Sharpedo swallows and shoots out jets of seawater from its rear, which allows it to swim 75 to 80 miles per hour.”

~Bulbapedia

What the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:32:32 No.35047956 Report

Quoted By: >>35047966

>>35047947
Its based on torpedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:34:02 No.35047966 Report

Quoted By: >>35047981 >>35047984

>>35047956
I know, but... WHAT THE FUCK!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:37:32 No.35047981 Report

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>>35047966
It's based on a shark.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:38:47 No.35047984 Report

Quoted By: >>35048015

>>35047966
What are you screaming about? It's a Shark Torpedo. It's neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:42:08 No.35048003 Report

Quoted By: >>35048081

>>35047947
It must have a very clean asshole. Perfect for safe sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:44:40 No.35048015 Report

Quoted By: >>35048047 >>35048061 >>35048067

>>35047984
Yeah, it’s cool, but that’s really weird. It’s actually farting out water to propel itself through the sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:53:22 No.35048047 Report

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>>35048015
I wonder what his filtered water tastes like haha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:58:26 No.35048061 Report

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>>35048015
Just imagine it's going through a special water bladder and not actually through its digestive system. Probably makes more sense that way anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 13:59:35 No.35048067 Report

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>>35048015
It's not farting, it's more like shitting at high speed, since it enters one end and exit the other.
also do you consider it farting/shitting if it comes from a hole that's not it's asshole?, like if you shot water from some hole that's coming from both of your buttcheeks or tights or lower back would it be farting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Mar 2018 14:02:49 No.35048081 Report

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At least it's not sludge.
>>35048003
Sounds like rough sex.

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