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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 22:38:43 No.35067666 View View Reply Original Report

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Darkest Pokemon
Favorite secret

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 22:49:02 No.35067745 Report

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>probably umbreon
>the secret of mana

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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:06:31 No.35067885 Report

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>>35067666
>school shooter bird
I once jacked off for four nights in a row at a school camp in a room with five other guys in it. Not a single one of them ever noticed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:10:58 No.35067921 Report

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>>35067885
That's what you think

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:13:25 No.35067945 Report

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I know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:17:55 No.35067991 Report

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the power of friendship

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:20:39 No.35068014 Report

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>>35067921
I’ll have you know that i’m the master of stealth fapping™

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:22:45 No.35068036 Report

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>>35067666
>Necrozma
I like acting like i'm about de buy something huge in front of a seller and say no at the last second

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:41:27 No.35068178 Report

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>>35067666
My darkest pokemon would be pic related. The fan art is probably what did me in.
My favorite secret would be my porn stash for sure

>>35068036
Do you do a lot of timeshares? I love the thought of someone leading on a drooling and eager timeshare person and then abruptly rejecting them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:42:41 No.35068184 Report

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>>35068014
Someone in there was fapping of you fapping

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:45:16 No.35068203 Report

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I unintentionally inspired that thing where fanartists draw pokemon all month in december.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:16:58 No.35068471 Report

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Dis boy
going to buy a commission from a cub artist I've liked for a long time, gonna treat it like I got an autograph from a famous person

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 04:04:54 No.35070157 Report

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dis hypnosis boi
I actually really like the boy clothes and it feels rewarding to figure out how to make them look good

>>35068203
explain

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 04:16:58 No.35070229 Report

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I don't have an interesting secret,
just wanted to share my bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 04:55:43 No.35070375 Report

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>>35070157
Dude who made the first challenge on tumblr used to frequented the same midsized pokemon forum as me. On the forum there was an art club that I was a active member and one of the challenges was to draw a picture a day for the entire month of December that gained a lot of traction. The tumblr challenge happened after the art thread one and there's too many similiarities between the two for it be a coincidence.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 05:53:18 No.35070573 Report

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I finally managed to fix my sleeping schedule and I am so proud

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 06:25:58 No.35070678 Report

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>>35067666
shadow the edgehog
i main Regigigas

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 06:31:00 No.35070696 Report

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>>35067666
You know about the little plastic ring that's leftover when you run out of scotch tape? When I was a kids I stuck my penis in it and it got stuck but I was too afraid to ask for help so I went around for, like, a whole two days with a plastic ring on my tiny kid cock. Eventually I got it off in the shower with lots of soap and soreness. This secret is my favorite because I think back about it and laugh at inappropriate times, like I'll be standing in line and start laughing uncontrollably remembering this, and people will ask me why I'm laughing and I'll have to make something up.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 06:32:14 No.35070702 Report

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>>35070696
I fucking hate dark void

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 06:37:04 No.35070721 Report

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I am in love and I'm pretty sure it's reciprocal

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:51:12 No.35071275 Report

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>>35067666
>Cacturne
>I really like pineapple pizza and find pepperoni to be bland and boring

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 09:03:17 No.35071313 Report

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I'm an ancient incomprehensible being lazing dormant in another dimension and this physical reality is just a dream I'm having until I figure out how to get out of here.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 12:33:46 No.35072385 Report

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>>35067666
>Litwick line
During some nights, I would use a cylinder can of perfume from Bath and Body Works as a dildo and imagining myself getting fuck by JoJo characters. Don't really have a favorite when it comes to secrets but maybe this might do. Pretty embarrassing and pathetic.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 13:54:11 No.35072780 Report

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I'm a sophomore in college, and I don't see myself living past grad school. The only reason I haven't an hero'd yet is because of the pact my girlfriend and I have where if I kill myself she will too. I'm getting so tired of pretending that I'm always okay when I'm just so empty inside. I hope something changes soon.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:06:13 No.35073150 Report

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>>35071313
Can you at least dream something better for me you sadistic fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 19:27:33 No.35074904 Report

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>>35068036
Fuck I'm guilty of doing that to telemarketers. I even ask a lot of questions and say things like "i don't think that would work for my house, but it seems useful for my beachhouse, what water resistant options do you have?" (i obviously don't have a beachhouse).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 19:34:38 No.35074960 Report

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>Darkrai
>I told people for years that I was allergic to raisins but not grapes. Had a whole thing about preservatives and shit, a lot of people bought it.
I'm engaged to the first person to call me out as a liar.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 21:53:13 No.35075967 Report

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>>35072385

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 23:55:11 No.35077397 Report

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>>35075967
nice

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 00:00:50 No.35077443 Report

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>>35067666
When I was in high school, I cost one of our lunch period classes almost an hour of class time because I accidentally broke off a piece of a paperclip in the door's keyhole trying to pick the lock. Another student was blamed for it and I was never caught.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 00:09:56 No.35077540 Report

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>>35067666
I keep blackmail on my best-friend that could ruin his credibility and social standing,
possibly even his life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 00:24:24 No.35077644 Report

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>>35067666
when I was a kid I filled a moleskine with like 300 fakemon but even tho that was when I was ~12 I'm still too shy to ever share it online even for laughs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 00:24:42 No.35077648 Report

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>>35077540
same here fampai
sometimes you got to pull a batman once the supermans become out of control

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 00:26:05 No.35077659 Report

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>>35077644
forgot pic

bonkbonkSUPREME !xs255Og7dU

bonkbonkSUPREME !xs255Og7dU Fri 09 Mar 2018 00:29:20 No.35077683 Report

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>>35072780
Give yourself a purpose, grad school nor your parents own your soul anon :-)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 04:15:20 No.35079060 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 04:54:24 No.35079289 Report

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I'm a petty thief and I am always stealing food from the dollar store

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 05:05:43 No.35079365 Report

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>>35068014
That's what you think

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 05:06:58 No.35079375 Report

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I hate my own race so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 10:51:30 No.35080408 Report

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>>35070375
2010 had the December Pokemon profile pics on Facebook.
Was this before then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 11:52:47 No.35080591 Report

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>>35077540
>>35077648
So what's the dirt? It's not like we know who they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 12:12:07 No.35080645 Report

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Scizor
I swallow my bf's cum every night and I love it. I'm such a fucking cumslut.

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