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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:56:57 No.35068311 View View Reply Original Report

would you rather have sex with a pokegirl or become a pokegirl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:58:19 No.35068318 Report

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>>35068311
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Mar 2018 23:58:50 No.35068325 Report

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:00:25 No.35068341 Report

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>>35068311
BECOME a Pokegirl so I can have sex with Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:50:11 No.35068675 Report

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>>35068311
Marry a pokegirl.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:55:21 No.35068713 Report

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>>35068325
>dotjaypeegee
>.png

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:56:08 No.35068719 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

>>35068341
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:56:56 No.35068723 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

>>35068311
Both, for yuri fun time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 00:58:31 No.35068736 Report

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id do anything for hilda

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:09:59 No.35068835 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

Become one, so later I can have sex with one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:23:20 No.35068942 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

>>35068311
Does becoming a Pokegirl take me to the Pokemon world? Do I keep my penis?
If either is yes, then B. Otherwise, A.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:26:04 No.35068960 Report

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>>35068311
easy have sex with pokegirl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:30:21 No.35068984 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

>>35068311
Have sex with pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:32:05 No.35068990 Report

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>>35068311
I'm perfectly fine being a man.

So yeah, sex with a Pokegirl or Pokegirl cosplayer.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:39:39 No.35069039 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

I choose whichever one lets me live in pokemon world and catch pokemon. I'll have sex with her if it means I can be a trainer. If I can't have stay with her and live in pokemon world, I'll become the pokegirl and leave this cruddy planet behind.

Whether it's sex or turning into the girl, the answer is Phoebe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:43:32 No.35069071 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

Body swapping sex. That way I can be my own girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:44:20 No.35069075 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

>>35068311
Become May and have lesbian sex with Hilda

I'm having my cake and eating it too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:52:46 No.35069142 Report

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>>35068311
........I'm gonna have to get back to you on that

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:54:40 No.35069157 Report

Quoted By: >>35071628

>>35068311
Am I limited to one?
Becoming the girl is obvious a superior option to just getting laid once

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:57:36 No.35069188 Report

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>>35068311
>have sex with a pokegirl
>implying I wouldn't marry her if we're talking about my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 01:58:35 No.35069197 Report

Quoted By: >>35069229 >>35071628

>>35068341
Only correct answer

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:02:27 No.35069229 Report

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>>35069197
>supporting bestiality
Are you a judge at the Supreme Court of Canada?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:03:17 No.35069236 Report

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>>35068341
Unironically this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:04:54 No.35069248 Report

Quoted By: >>35069257 >>35069258 >>35071628

what god do i have to submit myself to in order to become hilda?

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:06:05 No.35069257 Report

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>>35069248

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:06:38 No.35069258 Report

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>>35069248
The 80s topknot one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:08:58 No.35069270 Report

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>>35069236
What's this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:29:51 No.35069438 Report

Quoted By: >>35069512 >>35071628

>>35068311
Let's see. Getting to live in a pretty cool world as a talented, pretty and young girl or fucking a talented, pretty and young girl once and then spending the rest of my life as a loser in this current shithole of a world...
Honestly, I'd do it just to wear skirts.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:37:36 No.35069512 Report

Quoted By: >>35069576 >>35071628

>>35069438
You don't need to be a girl to wear skirts, anon

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:45:57 No.35069571 Report

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Sex with a Pokegirl (followed by marriage of course)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 02:46:21 No.35069576 Report

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>>35069512
Trust me, I do not look good on a skirt at all. I've tried crossdressing but ended looking like a drag. There's no point in wearing girls clothes if you don't look pretty in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 04:14:44 No.35070219 Report

Quoted By: >>35070401 >>35070862 >>35071628

If I became a Pokegirl then I wouldn't be fat anymore.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 05:01:48 No.35070401 Report

Quoted By: >>35070862

>>35070219
Think again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 07:12:53 No.35070862 Report

Quoted By: >>35071602 >>35071628

>>35068311
Become a Pokegirl.
My odds of having sex with a pokegirl are still pretty good, and I get to have sex with some Pokemon along the way.

Not gonna lie, being pretty sounds fucking nice, so that's also going for it.

>>35070219
>>35070401
You might still be fat, anon, but you'd feel motivated to lose it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:06:13 No.35071044 Report

Quoted By: >>35071046 >>35071074 >>35071088 >>35071628

>>35068311
become a pokegirl and have sex with everybody

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:06:53 No.35071046 Report

Quoted By: >>35071065

>>35071044
You say that until you feel like a whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:09:08 No.35071065 Report

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>>35071046
I wanna be a whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:10:19 No.35071074 Report

Quoted By: >>35071213

>>35071044
Even the boys, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:12:29 No.35071088 Report

Quoted By: >>35071213 >>35071628

>>35071044
Being cute and pretty>Being a slut
Sluts are pump and dump. Cuties get kept around to be admired, like the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:34:18 No.35071213 Report

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>>35071074
yes
>>35071088
I can be a cute slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 08:34:27 No.35071214 Report

Quoted By: >>35079080

>>35069236
Sauce?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:14:46 No.35071602 Report

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>>35070862
>but you'd feel motivated to lose it.
That wouldn't even be needed. Pokemon world is both interesting and easy to explore, and there's no 4chan to shitpost on (hopefully). Getting fat in such a world would be extremely difficult because you'll always be running around catching Pidgeys and whatnot instead of spending entire weeks sitting on your ass and eating junk food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:20:49 No.35071628 Report

Quoted By: >>35071775 >>35072114

>>35068311
>>35068341
>>35068719
>>35068723
>>35068835
>>35068942
>>35068984
>>35069039
>>35069071
>>35069075
>>35069157
>>35069197
>>35069236
>>35069248
>>35069438
>>35069512
>>35070219
>>35070862
>>35071044
>>35071088
why are there so many literal gays on this board?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:40:46 No.35071775 Report

Quoted By: >>35071813 >>35074274 >>35079193

>>35071628
Dude, there's literally nothing wrong with wanting to become a cute anime girl. It's like transforming into a perfect human being, while also becoming so sexy that you'd want to fuck yourself. Life suddenly becomes much happier and easier.
You just have to remember that it's just a fantasy and anime girls don't exist, nor is there a way to become one. Some idiots with a feeble grasp on reality forget that last part, and that's where things get ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:47:54 No.35071813 Report

Quoted By: >>35071821

>>35071775
>your mind has become this warped
dude, you're gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:48:49 No.35071821 Report

Quoted By: >>35071842 >>35071853

>>35071813
Gays don't want to fuck girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:50:27 No.35071832 Report

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>>35068311
Become a Pokegirl and then have sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:52:02 No.35071842 Report

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>>35071821
If you want to turn into a girl, you're gay haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:53:56 No.35071853 Report

Quoted By: >>35071867 >>35071883

>>35071821
What if I want to become a girl and fuck both girls and boys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:56:04 No.35071867 Report

Quoted By: >>35071886

>>35071853
You swing both ways then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:58:34 No.35071883 Report

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>>35071853
it means you're double gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 10:58:55 No.35071886 Report

Quoted By: >>35071896 >>35071906

>>35071867
But I don't want to be a boy and fuck boys.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 11:00:10 No.35071896 Report

Quoted By: >>35071905 >>35071912

>>35071886
Are you sure about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 11:01:22 No.35071905 Report

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>>35071896
I meant boys that look like boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 11:02:10 No.35071906 Report

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>>35071886
still gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 11:02:31 No.35071912 Report

Quoted By: >>35079035

>>35071896
Stop making me gay, Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 11:50:47 No.35072114 Report

Quoted By: >>35072123

>>35071628
Lesbian != Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 11:51:45 No.35072123 Report

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>>35072114
you want to turn into a girl, that's gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 12:00:11 No.35072183 Report

Quoted By: >>35073078

>>35068311
would you rather have sex with goku or become goku?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 14:56:32 No.35073078 Report

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>>35072183
Neither.

Being a super hero or super battle character sounds very stressful and I don't think I'd want to be in Goku's shoes in some scenarios since real life doesn't have plot armor.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 14:59:37 No.35073101 Report

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Kill all gays.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:10:22 No.35073185 Report

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>>35068311

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:11:23 No.35073195 Report

Quoted By: >>35073310

Become

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:21:04 No.35073283 Report

Quoted By: >>35073310

Become

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:21:52 No.35073288 Report

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That is not even a question.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:24:24 No.35073310 Report

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>>35073195
>>35073283
My niggas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 18:07:52 No.35074274 Report

Quoted By: >>35074280

>>35071775
>It's like transforming into a perfect human being
this

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 18:09:19 No.35074280 Report

Quoted By: >>35074711

>>35074274
>human being
>perfect
I'd rather become a pokemon than a "perfect" being of a failed species

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 19:03:49 No.35074711 Report

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>>35074280
Humans aren't perfect, but we're the best. That's why we're the trainers here.

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Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 19:11:40 No.35074771 Report

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>>35068311
SEX THEM.

Wait, non protagonists are fair game, right? R I G H T ?

In that case I'll gladly take best girl Mallow thank you very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 21:18:25 No.35075694 Report

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Both

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 21:22:14 No.35075728 Report

Quoted By: >>35075763 >>35075765 >>35078444 >>35078463

Yo all realize that they're underage right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 21:27:34 No.35075763 Report

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>>35075728

We'll all (well most of us) are basing our decisions off the aged up porn of them. At least for the fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 21:27:53 No.35075765 Report

Quoted By: >>35078106

>>35075728
My problem with the whole "underage" argument is: THEY'RE NOT FUCKING REAL.
As long as no one's getting hurt or anything, everyone should fap and want to fuck anything because those objects of desire DON'T EXIST.

It's basically like telling a furry "you realise that's an animal right?" Yeah, I don't see people saying that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 22:43:54 No.35076731 Report

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>>35068341
this for me as well

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 01:25:02 No.35078106 Report

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>>35075765
I use that against furfags you dumb pedo

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 02:24:51 No.35078444 Report

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>>35075728
What is your metric for Pokegirl?
Is this an underage girl too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 02:27:45 No.35078463 Report

Quoted By: >>35078526

>>35075728
The player characters sure but a lot of the NPC trainers (gym leaders, elite 4, etc.) are older.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 02:31:50 No.35078505 Report

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>This thread
MUH GAH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 02:35:31 No.35078526 Report

Quoted By: >>35079272

>>35078463
>Acerola is the youngest Elite Four member
>Iris is the youngest Champion
>Tate and Liza are the youngest Gym Leaders
>Hilda, Rosa and Serena are old enough for each one to look up to them as big sisters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 02:38:30 No.35078547 Report

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>>35068311
Sex. I'm not a closet tranny.

Though it's another story if I can switch back when I want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 04:08:39 No.35079035 Report

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>>35071912
There's no point resisting, anon. Once you're on the slippery slope of faggotry, there's no going back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 04:18:33 No.35079080 Report

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>>35069270
>>35071214
That image is not in the archives. If it isn't in them, it doesn't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 04:39:58 No.35079193 Report

Quoted By: >>35079959 >>35080073 >>35080075

>>35071775
Something like this.
I'm not trans, I'm a dude. I identify as a dude, that's not the issue at all.
I do believe, however, that it would be really, really nice to be a girl. It's all of the little things; its being soft in all the right places, but hard in all the other right places. It's people wanting to talk to you. It's getting that free military/senior discount because the guy at the cash register thinks you're cute. It's people at least pretending to give a fuck when you complain or vent. It's being able to just go get a hug whenever you think you need one. It's being able to wear, or do whatever the fuck you want, and at absolute worst, be called "quirky".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 04:52:04 No.35079272 Report

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>>35078526
I said a lot, not all. Cynthia and Diantha are definitely mature adults, and the majority of gym leaders are definitely of age as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 05:39:16 No.35079514 Report

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Alright boys. You have to pick one to be.
>Hot girl, you will be able to sleep with almost anyone you want. Immune to all STI
>Cute girl, you get a nice and kind bf who will never cheat on you, always love you, and is reasonably successful
>Plain girl, you get three galpals who absolutely have your back and are already there if you ever need them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 07:34:09 No.35079959 Report

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>>35079193
ha, gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:16:45 No.35080073 Report

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>>35079193
this. on a more serious note: the dating market is completely rigged against you as a male. even as a halfway female you can just impress every guy and even get away with being the most self-absorbed stupid cunt ever. only downside: you have to be quick and find a man to marry and be with before you hit 30 because after that age most men won't care about you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 08:18:08 No.35080075 Report

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>>35079193
this. on a more serious note: the dating market is completely rigged against you as a male. even as a halfway attractive female you can just impress every guy and even get away with being the most self-absorbed stupid cunt ever. only downside: you have to be quick and find a man to marry and be with before you hit 30 because after that age most men won't care about you.

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:42:05 No.35080267 Report

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>>35068311
Can I have both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2018 09:49:30 No.35080281 Report

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>>35068318
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