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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:28:02 No.35119730 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35119797 >>35119802 >>35120384 >>35123786

If you were to kill yourself using a Pokemon, which Pokemon would be able to provide you with a speedy and painless death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:33:44 No.35119772 Report

Quoted By: >>35119818

A psychic type can just use telekinesis to crush whatever part of the brain it needs
next I'd say a soul sucking ghost type, which is the majority of them

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:35:12 No.35119792 Report

Quoted By: >>35119841

Gardevoir could probably hypnosis me into a deep sleep and then use psychic to stop my heart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:35:40 No.35119797 Report

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>>35119730
Anything with Sheer Cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:36:01 No.35119802 Report

Quoted By: >>35126997

>>35119730
Female Buzzwole

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:37:50 No.35119818 Report

Quoted By: >>35120481

>>35119772

Wouldn't having a Ghost-type suck out your soul fuck up your afterlife though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:40:44 No.35119841 Report

Quoted By: >>35123661

>>35119792
Wouldnt gardevoir just end up killing itself since it feels your need to die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 03:43:13 No.35119855 Report

Quoted By: >>35120375

any psychic/ghost type can just put you to sleep forever

a ghost type might send you into nightmare hell though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 06:15:52 No.35120375 Report

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>>35119855
Or they’d put you to sleep as a food source to eat your dreams, so no nightmares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 06:21:27 No.35120384 Report

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>>35119730
I'm a Normal Arab so I'm gonna go Gen 2 style and STAB explosion.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 06:51:27 No.35120477 Report

Quoted By: >>35126997

Suffocated by a gassy Glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 06:52:31 No.35120481 Report

Quoted By: >>35120496

>>35119818

I’m ginger so I don’t need to worry about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 06:58:04 No.35120496 Report

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>>35120481
Then what good would a ghost type do in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 16:23:26 No.35122609 Report

Quoted By: >>35123675 >>35126997

>he doesn't want to be swallowed by a giant pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 19:23:16 No.35123661 Report

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>>35119841

Maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 19:25:00 No.35123675 Report

Quoted By: >>35124082

>>35122609
>he doesn't want to be Minimize'd and swallowed by a normal-sized Pokemon

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 19:38:46 No.35123786 Report

Quoted By: >>35126997

>>35119730
If I had a pokemon that loved me, I wouldn't want to kill myself in the first place, but if I had to pick it'd be some fighting type like machamp so I could at least try to defend myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:26:51 No.35124082 Report

Quoted By: >>35126997

>>35123675
>He doesn't want to put a minimize'd pokemon up his butt and feel it slowly wear off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:31:36 No.35124126 Report

Quoted By: >>35124158

i want zekrom to crush my head under his giant foot!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 20:35:03 No.35124158 Report

Quoted By: >>35126997

>>35124126
Okay, Slyvivi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 21:59:10 No.35124908 Report

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Magcargo. Let it out of its ball and instantly disintegrate

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2018 23:18:09 No.35125495 Report

Quoted By: >>35126247

Kartana used Guillotine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2018 01:21:55 No.35126247 Report

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>>35125495
I was thinking Mega Salamence too, flying into your neck with its croissant at lightning-fast speeds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2018 03:04:17 No.35126997 Report

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>>35120477
>>35122609
>>35122609
>>35124158
>>35124082
>>35119802
holy fuck youre all autistic

>>35123786
you wont be able to defend yourself against a fighting type, they'd break you in half, even the first stages

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