BILL MURRAY WAS EUTHANISED BY PEPSI CO. TODAY IN A PLAID SHIRT WHEN THEY FOUND HIM WITH A SONY PHONE UP HIS BUTT BECAUSE HE WON'T PLAY GOLF ANYMORE SINCE SPACE JAM. I OFFER MY SUPPORT TO HIS FAMILY IN AND FRIENDS WITH SOGGY BISCUIT SO THAT WE MAY ALL CONGREGATE AT NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS LATER THIS EVENING AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. 'THANKS FOR THE BALLS' WAS APPARENTLY WHAT HIS LAST WORDS WERE.

lets see how that is said in watermellon

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BILL, WHY U DO THAT 4, U NO THAT U MY WORLD BEBI, ITS LIKE IF THERE WAS A SUN AND IT COLLAPSED AND I HAD A SECOND 2 TELL U THAT I LUV U THAT THING U DID THAT IT WOOD BE OK. COZ U KNOW THAT U MY EVERYTHIN CAUSE I NO THAT U R LIKE MY BAE, IF U WERE A GOLF CLUB WAT GOLF CLUB WULD U B. R U 4 REAL OR JUST PLAYIN ABOUT WEN U SAID THAT I WAS UR EVERYTHIN, COZ I NO THAT U MENT WHAT U SED AND IF U DIDNT THEN I DONT WANT U TO BE EUTHANISED COZ IT IS WRONG TO SMOKE KLEENEX BEBI, IT IS JUST LIKE TOTALLY DED LIKE AIDZ WHICH IS GUD BUT I THINK THAT IF I WOZ A SUNFLOWER AND I COULD TELL U HOW I FELT ABOUT U IS THAT U WERE LIKE A MUG OF STALE COFFEE, BUT U NO THAT I LUV U BAE COZ GOLF AINT NO THING BUT A G THANG U NO. IF I WERE A BALLET DANCER YOU WOULD B MY KETTLE. U R SUCH A KETTLE BILL MURRAY AND KETTLE CHIPS ARE LIKE SO GUD, THEY GOT EUTHANISED. THEY EUTHANISED POTATO CHIPS BILL MURRAY, AND THATS HOW THEY STAY FRESH. I AM A POTATO CHIP BILL AND I HAVE BEEN EUTHANISED. WOT DID U DO BILL MURRAY
WOT DID U DO
WOT