Male Primarina are a stain on our existence.


Every Primarina of mine are and will forever be female. I make sure to go out of my way to make sure a male Primashit doesn't even touch my game cartridge. Rather it be SuMo or USUM. I even have box dedicated to battle ready modest nature Female Popplio just so I can wonder trade them off to spread the holy message that is of female Primarina. Oh? What did I do to all of the male ones? Quite simple really. I deleted all of them with no remorse, shiny or otherwise.

Male Primarina are disgusting and cannonically do not exist as of USUM, nor will they exist in my game(s) ever. I once encountered a trainer in the Battle Tree Who had used a male Primarina in my Pokemon Sun copy. Wanna know what I did? I shut the game off. I was on my 20th streak. But did I care? Absolutely not.
I was battling against another fag on battle spot, at the start of the battle this fag decided to send out his ugly male Primarina. *Click*
Off the screen goes.