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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 22:59:20 No.35147138 View View Reply Original Report

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i wish pokemon were real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:08:54 No.35147209 Report

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>>35147138
So can fuck them all sick bastard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:09:57 No.35147219 Report

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>>35147209
that's not the ONLY reason ok...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:11:35 No.35147227 Report

Quoted By: >>35147752

Would be pretty cool riding on the back of my Charizard to work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:12:40 No.35147232 Report

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>>35147138
I wish all PokéMen were real and naked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:12:45 No.35147233 Report

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i wish pokemon were seal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:13:17 No.35147234 Report

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>>35147219
you're a sick bastard anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:13:31 No.35147236 Report

Quoted By: >>35147246 >>35147624

But there would be a furfag epidemic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:15:01 No.35147246 Report

Quoted By: >>35147279

>>35147236
dont worry we can ban beastialaty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:16:27 No.35147255 Report

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>>35147138

Join the club.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:16:28 No.35147256 Report

Quoted By: >>35147272

>>35147138
They're real in heaven, anon. And when enough Pokemon fans die, we can use our collective spirit energy to create a Pokemon universe to reincarnate into.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:18:44 No.35147272 Report

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>>35147256
Evil team leader of gen 8 is already in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:19:18 No.35147279 Report

Quoted By: >>35147325

>>35147246
Or ship them all to Canada.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:20:23 No.35147288 Report

Quoted By: >>35147300

they are real in my dreams. last night I befriend a Hydreigon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:20:36 No.35147291 Report

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>>35147138
The Summer of Pokemon GO was the closest we'll get for a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:21:36 No.35147300 Report

Quoted By: >>35147385

>>35147288
Tell me more anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:24:42 No.35147325 Report

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>>35147279
Hey don't send here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:32:36 No.35147385 Report

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>>35147300
I watch pokemon images before going to sleep. It helps making them appear in the dreams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:34:51 No.35147399 Report

Quoted By: >>35147407 >>35147410

>>35147291
>Always disconnecting
>Pokemon Distributions are shit
>Normies going 'lol I remember pokemanz xD' while walking into traffic
>Once you get a Pokemon, you can't even battle in the classic sense, its literally finger slamming your touchscreen
It was a shit summer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:35:58 No.35147407 Report

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>>35147399
>you can't even battle
This is my only complain and the reason that I don't play that game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2018 23:37:19 No.35147410 Report

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>>35147399
It was kino fag, kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:10:30 No.35147614 Report

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I wish Victreebel were real so I could get inside it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:11:35 No.35147620 Report

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They wouldn't be the way you think, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:12:04 No.35147624 Report

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>>35147236
Pokemon can fight back, you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:14:22 No.35147639 Report

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>>35147624
No they can't, 2nd Amendment dose not cover non-citizens.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:18:33 No.35147669 Report

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>ywn walk with your Pokemon in a park
>ywn go sightseeing at various Pokemon habitats
>ywn commit a massacre in a city with your gigantic Pokemon
>ywn be proud when your Pokemon learns a new move

Why is it unfair bros?

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Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:22:12 No.35147709 Report

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>>35147138
There would be many troubles if pokémon really exist. But it would be more exciting than our boring normal world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:27:44 No.35147752 Report

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>>35147227
Would be pretty cool riding bareback on my Charizard after work.

>>35147624
Only if they want to. Might seduce a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:32:03 No.35147786 Report

Quoted By: >>35147831 >>35147832

>Giant bugs

Fuck that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:37:34 No.35147831 Report

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>>35147786
>Giant spiders
Even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:37:38 No.35147832 Report

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>>35147786
giant bugs you can catch that will be your friend forever*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:38:38 No.35147843 Report

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>>35147832
Have you not seen the first episode of the sinnoh anime? Not comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 00:39:45 No.35147850 Report

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Farmers and anti-wolf groups would flip their shit over Lycanroc.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 01:05:33 No.35148069 Report

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>>35147209
>he wants giant aggressive bees with drills for hands to be real
Fucking no.

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Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 01:11:52 No.35148115 Report

Quoted By: >>35148138 >>35148446 >>35148675

>>35147138
I'd rather be transported into the Pokemon universe. Getting hit by a Thundershock IRL would be a death sentence. They just get blackened in the anime and have frilly hair.

Plus, in most battles, one of the Pokemon would wind up dead, instead of just "fainting".

But, yeah. Take me to animu Pokemon whenever, God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 01:16:05 No.35148138 Report

Quoted By: >>35148312

>>35148115
What do you even do if your Pokemon dies in battle? Can you sue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 01:40:20 No.35148312 Report

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>>35148138
Probably not. It's probably in the paperwork when you get your trainer's license. But that's probably just for official battles; ones against criminals, etc., might be different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 01:48:08 No.35148364 Report

Quoted By: >>35148374

>>35147624
No shit raping anything is bad, and of course they'd fight back.
But falling in love with a pokemon, having her fall in love with me, settling down, and starting a family is my dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 01:49:31 No.35148374 Report

Quoted By: >>35148430

>>35148364
what's her name anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:01:48 No.35148430 Report

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>>35148374
Roserade

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Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:03:15 No.35148435 Report

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I would sleep with a fluffy Pokemon every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:03:21 No.35148436 Report

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>>35147138
in some way i wish, but everyone will end up facing dangerous monsters every day, like monster bugs, eldritch abominations like the creation trio and ultra beasts, persistent monstrous predators, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:05:13 No.35148446 Report

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>>35148115
>Plus, in most battles, one of the Pokemon would wind up dead, instead of just "fainting".

No shit sherlock. With Pokémon like midnight form Lycanroc disregarding it's own safety during battle and breaking it's enemy's bones with a head butt, there's going to be a fatality every now and then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:06:55 No.35148454 Report

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I wish ditto was real...for reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:12:44 No.35148494 Report

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>>35147639
>Implying everyone is an amerishit
I lul'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:22:18 No.35148538 Report

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>>35147138
Why? Those things are fucking dangerous!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:27:07 No.35148563 Report

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>>35147138
I wish i could be in the mystery dungeon world, anon

It hurts that i'll never be able to explore and save the world with my pokewaifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:32:23 No.35148598 Report

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>>35147138
It's not fare i wanna travel the pokemon world with poipole and make new friends and catch pokemon along the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 02:52:45 No.35148675 Report

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>>35148115
I'd think of it more as the pokemon manga. Pokemon get fatigued by being beaten up and faint. Beating the shit out of them kills them though. The manga world would apply realism while still being on the more lenient side of things

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Mar 2018 03:32:32 No.35148875 Report

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Just lucid dream it until VR is ready, lads.

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