Get teleported into the pokemon world as a pokemon. You still have your intelligence and your lifespan depends on the pokemon chosen. All rules regarding trainers apply. Non legendaries allowed to keep things interesting.
>become haxorus
>live in buttfuck mountain in the middle of nowere, so almost no trainer will pass by
>thanks to being an apex predator, i can get food
easily
>only go down the mountain to fuck with pepole and inspire local legends