>>35165239> Kalos being comfy> Rushed story and no postgame being its only weaknessesYou are officially an idiot.
When you arrive in Forgettable Town #4, you're directed by your "friend" into the nearest cutscene building, where you read shitty dialogue. Then you have to walk to the next chokepoint, where a Kanto shillmon is preventing you from having fun. To get it out of the way, you must walk down a linear corridor to find a larger, more visually impressive cutscene building. You can explore in and around this building to find zero (0) Pokémon, zero (0) trainers, and, I think, one or two inconsequential items. When you head out back, your "friend" will volunteer you to solve a puzzle. Every time you make a decision while doing so, however, she will tell you what to do next, reducing the puzzle to a test of your ability to do what you're told. When you're done following orders, you have to sit through the world's most mediocre fireworks display, after which your "friend" comments that it's So. Amazing. Using. Tumblr. Punctuation. Then there's more dialogue, and then you can walk back along the linear corridor - or you can go off the beaten path to actually have some fun, if you're really daring - to the Kantomon, which can now be woken up by an NPC. Once you clear it, you read more dialogue, then you get to chaperone your "friends" onward to the next town while they hold your hand so you aren't allowed to run off and have fun by yourself.
Fuck Kalos, and fuck the underage normalfags creeping onto this board who think it was anything other than shit.
