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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:03:31 No.35205531 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35205579 >>35205590 >>35205594 >>35205597 >>35205624 >>35205914 >>35206952 >>35207337 >>35207977 >>35208056 >>35208069 >>35208601 >>35208605 >>35208836

ITT: We fix retarded evolutions

Remoraid > Mantine
Luvdisc > Almomomola
Dratini > Dragonair > Gyarados
Magikarp > Dragonite
Shelmet > Escavalier
Karrablast > Accelgor
Tauros > Bouffalant
Cubone > Marowak > Kangaskhan
Basculin > Carvanha > Sharpedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:05:42 No.35205539 Report

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>Dratini > Dragonair > Gyarados
>Magikarp > Dragonite
I mean, I like Dragonair more than Dragonite too, but cmon now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:06:32 No.35205546 Report

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>Luvdisc > Almomomola
Hey Brett

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:06:48 No.35205548 Report

Quoted By: >>35205747 >>35206069

Remoraid (Gun) > Octillery (Canon): is OK

Dragonair > Gyarados: KYS

Magikarp > Dragonite: End your fucking life

Tauros > Bouffalant: Definitively you're retarded

Marowak > Kangaskhan: fUCKING why

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:08:02 No.35205557 Report

Quoted By: >>35205988 >>35206012 >>35208597

>missing the whole fucking point of escavalier and accelgor
>missing the point of magikarp
>mothball turns into butterfly and not a moth

The only ones that make some sense are luvdisc-->almomomola and tarous-->buffoulant but even those are a stretch

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:09:12 No.35205561 Report

Quoted By: >>35208597 >>35208829

TAUROS AND BOUFFALANT ARE DIFFERENT ANIMALS AND CONCEPTS. STOP THIS RETARDED MEME

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:13:47 No.35205579 Report

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>>35205531
>Shelmet > Escavalier
>Karrablast > Accelgor

T. Anon who knows nothing about the stats of these Mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:16:27 No.35205590 Report

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>>35205531
>Shelmet > Escavalier
>Karrablast > Accelgor
You know that Escavalier is a Karrablast with armor right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:17:35 No.35205594 Report

Quoted By: >>35208064

>>35205531

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:18:09 No.35205597 Report

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>>35205531
>Dratini > Dragonair > Gyarados
>Magikarp > Dragonite
But muh colors and serpentine body! Fuck off.

>Shelmet > Escavalier
>Karrablast > Accelgor
You missed the point there, bud

>Cubone > Marowak > Kangaskhan
Maybe that was the original plan but all it is is autistic headcanon now

I think the only thing retarded about these evolutions is (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:20:35 No.35205607 Report

Quoted By: >>35206953

>Luvdisc > Gorebyss

Same typing. Same colors. Same Shinies. Same Abilities

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:26:48 No.35205624 Report

Quoted By: >>35205747

>>35205531
Taruos evolving into bouffalant is stupid as fuck, I don't know where that shit came from.

The only non-related canon mons that should be related are luvdisc and alomomola. You might say why not gorebyss, but is not only that they're pink fish: luvdisc and alomomola share an actual theme of love and similar body shape to a heart.

Everything else, nothing can be fixed without introducing a bunch of new mons to fill the gaps:
>a prevo that links tauros and miltank
>a prevo that links volbeat and illumise
>a flying fish + raid jet evo for remoraid, and a giant squid + tank evo for octillery
>a thief evo for karrablast when it grows up without a shelmet, a dullahan evo for shelmet when it grows up without a karrablast
And the karrablast/shelmet one is unnecesary, even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 13:51:46 No.35205747 Report

Quoted By: >>35206027 >>35207966 >>35208017

>>35205624
Isn't Octillery's japanese name literally "Octotank" anyway? I know we say cannon on here like >>35205548
but I think that is off base.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 14:32:38 No.35205914 Report

Quoted By: >>35205988

>>35205531
Can we fix OPs brain? Preferably with a bullet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 14:46:30 No.35205988 Report

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>>35205557
>>mothball turns into butterfly and not a moth

It would make sense because they obviously look more similar to each other rather than within their respective actual evolutionary lines.

>>35205914
Let's start with you first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 14:50:55 No.35206012 Report

Quoted By: >>35208683

>>35205557

One point invalid
Moths and butterflys are the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 14:55:49 No.35206027 Report

Quoted By: >>35206414

>>35205747
Remoraid is a revolver, a small piece of artillery. Remoraid --> Octillery makes perfect sense as an evolution, some morons just don't understand the idea it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 15:04:03 No.35206069 Report

Quoted By: >>35208597

>>35205548
Tauros --> Bouffalant is very sensible, the way they're two separate species now is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:00:24 No.35206414 Report

Quoted By: >>35206429 >>35206897 >>35206902 >>35206916

>>35206027
explain the completely different color schemes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:02:31 No.35206429 Report

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>>35206414
you want him to justify the relation between Remoraid and Octillery, and the first thing you ask about is the color scheme?????

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:10:00 No.35206459 Report

Quoted By: >>35206478

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:13:29 No.35206478 Report

Quoted By: >>35206935 >>35207955

>>35206459

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 16:20:09 No.35206508 Report

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Why are headcanon fags so retarded? When will they learn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:42:21 No.35206897 Report

Quoted By: >>35206902 >>35206916

I fucking hate these theories and head canons. Butterfree was Caterpie's the ENTIRE TIME.
>>35206414
PSYDUCK AND GOLDUCK MUST NOT BE THE SAME SPECIES, SINCE GOLDUCK'S BLUE! OMG

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:43:23 No.35206902 Report

Quoted By: >>35206916

>>35206897
>>35206414
VULPIX AND NINETAILS AREN'T THE SAME EVOLUTION FAMILY, SINCE NINETAILS IS WHITE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:45:25 No.35206916 Report

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>>35206897
>>35206902
>>35206414
Gloom can't be related to Bellossom at all.
Staryu and Starmie? Pfft. Not a chance. Poliwhirl and Politoed? Naaaah. Goldeen and Seaking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:48:26 No.35206935 Report

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>>35206478
>tfw no Alolan Dragonite
Why is GameFreak so lazy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:53:15 No.35206952 Report

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>>35205531
>Shelmet > Escavalier
>Karrablast > Accelgor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 17:53:16 No.35206953 Report

Quoted By: >>35207114

>>35205607
This. It sould've been
Luvdisc > Gorebyss
Clamperl > Milotic
Feebas > Stoutland

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 18:23:11 No.35207114 Report

Quoted By: >>35207920

>>35206953
>Feebas -> Stoutland

Uhh, mind explaining that one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 19:06:32 No.35207337 Report

Quoted By:

>>35205531
no, your version is even more retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:34:56 No.35207920 Report

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>>35207114
I would assume he tried to say huntail there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:40:35 No.35207955 Report

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>>35206478
it could be a raw dragon type and have competitive stats

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:41:24 No.35207966 Report

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>>35205747
Octillery: Octopus Artillery

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:43:25 No.35207977 Report

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>>35205531
So you want to retcon Mantyke, one of the cutest Pokemon ever, out of existence in favor of... Remoraid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:47:56 No.35208017 Report

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>>35205747
I am fully aware that remoraid and octillery are related via sharing the weapon theme, but all I'm implying is that I'd like it better if they were counterpart lines instead of one evolving into the other. We could have a flying fish and a giant squid evo for each of them respectively, so that both would end up evolving into something awesome AND strong, instead of just the first evolving into a half-assed octopus that isn't even as strong as I'd wish for the pokemon version of one of my favorite animals.

Other than what I perceive as missed potential, I have no problems with the line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:52:43 No.35208056 Report

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>>35205531
>MAGIKARP SHOULD EVOLVE INTO GYARADOS
how fucking retarded are you

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:54:54 No.35208064 Report

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>>35205594
>wormanship

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 20:55:33 No.35208069 Report

Quoted By: >>35208600 >>35208951

>>35205531
it's easier to list the ones you got right
>pic
aye
>Luvdisc > Almomomola
aye
>Cubone > Marowak > Kangaskhan
I'm all for combining these families, especially with the hints in SM that the fans were right all along
but it should be Genghiroo > Kangaskhan, with a potential split evo into the Cubone line
the rest of your ideas are shit, OP

the only others I would prefer over what we have currently are
Remoraid > Gorebyss / Huntail
Clamperl > Octillery
so that they actually stay within their phylum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:18:52 No.35208597 Report

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>>35205557
>>35205561
>>35206069
Being different species isn't even the main issue. Tauros already looks like and has the stats of a fully evolved pokemon. And while a proper evolution could work, Bouffalant doesn't look like a proper upgrade to Tauros. Bouffalant is barely 13 lb heavier than Tauros.
The species thing isn't necessarily a point against it, but it's not one for it either. Herdier shouldn't evolve into Furfrou just because they're both normal type dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:19:47 No.35208600 Report

Quoted By: >>35208951

>>35208069
>Genghiroo
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:19:55 No.35208601 Report

Quoted By:

>>35205531
>Dratini > Dragonair > Gyarados
wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:20:16 No.35208605 Report

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>>35205531
Youknow what offends me, as basically the top staff member of Bulbagarden? This kind of post, and the people who are out of their mind enough to like it, despite the previous public notice about liking bullying post.

Even if youraccusations were true (and moderators haverepeatedly reviewed the user in question's post, and concluded the accusationsaren'ttrue, that they're by and large whining by people who get upset that the user keeps disagreeing with them), that kind of post wouldn't bejustified or ever justifiable. It's pure flaming, from one end to the other. It has no placein this thread. It has no place on this forum.It has no place being made by anyone witha shred of human decency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:21:57 No.35208613 Report

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>>3520553
The whole point for the karrablast/shelmet line is that karrablast preys on shelmet and steals it's shell, which causes them both to evolve. Are you fucking retarded?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:31:41 No.35208683 Report

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>>35206012
Just because their taxonomy hasn't been fully sorted out doesn't mean that they aren't different

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:34:48 No.35208710 Report

Quoted By: >>35208741

Dratini>Dragonair
???>???>Dragonite
??? >scyther(speed>defense)/scizor(defense>speed)
???>Miltank(female)/tauros(male)
Luvdisc>alolamola
???>Pinsir(night)/heracross(day)
chingling>chimecho>???
Larvesta>???>volarona
Noivat>???>Noivern
Salandit>Salazzle(female)/???(male)
???>Kangashan(female)/???(male)
Rhyohron>Rhydon
farfecth>???
hoothoot>noctowl>???
Smoochum>Jynx>???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:39:18 No.35208741 Report

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>>35208710
>alolamola
>volarona
>noivat
>kangashan
>rhyohron
>farfecth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:54:01 No.35208829 Report

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>>35205561

Since when has that been an issues like ever?

Hoothoot and Noctowl are two different species of owl just like tauros and buffowhatever are both bovine. Mankey (monkey) evolves into primeape (ape)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 22:55:22 No.35208836 Report

Quoted By:

>>35205531
>Magikarp > Dragonite
I think Dragonite looks more like a big Charmander save for the tail flame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 23:13:24 No.35208951 Report

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>>35208069
>>35208600
I've wanted a prevo for Kangaskhan, except it's a gender based evolution. The females evolve into Kangaskhan while the males evolve into Kualakhan/Kubalakhan (kualas are another marsupial and Kublai Khan was a descendant of Ghengis).
However, I don't subscribe to the Cubone/Kangaskhan connection

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Mar 2018 23:37:57 No.35209086 Report

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>It would make sense because they obviously look more similar to each other rather than within their respective actual evolutionary lines.
It would make more sense for a swallowtail caterpillar that has its eyespots as its actual eyes to evolve into a swallowtail chrysalis that has its eyespots as its actual eyes and an asian swallowtail that has its eyespots as its actual eyes.
No point in replacing a stage in the line with either a moth or an apterous moth, neither one fitting in with what every other stage in the line does.

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