WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING
THE MOVES YOU USE, THE MONS YOU BRING
THE HAZARDS THAT MAKE ALL OF /VP/ CRYYYY
IT'S ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR NONE
WE WORK TO GIVE YOU MOMENTUM
NEVER NEED TO WONDER HOW OR WHYYYY

WE ARE THE PRIESTS
OF THE TEMPLES
OF SMOGON
ALL OUR GREAT PLAYERS
FILL OUR FORUM WALLS