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>Region is set on Mars.
>The only Pokémon are Flying-types and Dwebble/Crustle.
>Lillie returns and has grown into Lusamine-levels of MILF.
>Pokémon following has returned, but every now and then they'll randomly decide they want to stop and rest a while, and if you don't go back to pick them up they'll leave you forever.
>Gary motherfucking Oak is the rival, and when you choose your starter he kicks you in the balls and steals all three, then leaves you a Pidgey.
>No Megas other than one new one - Mega Crustle. Its ability automatically sets Stealth Rock.
>Champion is called Adusam. He follows you around on Mars constantly teasing that he'll battle you soon but then delaying for months and leaving you to deal with all the other pleb trainers instead.
>Games are on the original green-screened Game Boy. The Switch isn't accessible enough for the younger generation because they don't get enough pocket money.
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>The only Pokémon are Flying-types and Dwebble/Crustle.
>Lillie returns and has grown into Lusamine-levels of MILF.
>Pokémon following has returned, but every now and then they'll randomly decide they want to stop and rest a while, and if you don't go back to pick them up they'll leave you forever.
>Gary motherfucking Oak is the rival, and when you choose your starter he kicks you in the balls and steals all three, then leaves you a Pidgey.
>No Megas other than one new one - Mega Crustle. Its ability automatically sets Stealth Rock.
>Champion is called Adusam. He follows you around on Mars constantly teasing that he'll battle you soon but then delaying for months and leaving you to deal with all the other pleb trainers instead.
>Games are on the original green-screened Game Boy. The Switch isn't accessible enough for the younger generation because they don't get enough pocket money.
habbening.jpg?
