>"hmm i feel like playing mystery dungeon again...i never completed it last time i played which was years ago because recruiting is extremely rare and then if your recruited pokemon dies before you finish the mission, it's gone for good"
>"nah i'm probably just remembering wrong, it can't be that bad"
>start the game up
>playing for a few hours
>some rattata finally joins me
>go down the stairs, final floor before i head home
>some voltorb hits it for 20 damage while the rattata has 18 health maximum
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honestly, fuck these games. i'm never going to finish them. this recruitment process is fucking hot garbage.
i'm so mad over a fucking lost rattata that i've just quit again.
what the actual fuck were they thinking making the rates of getting these things to join me so low? what even are the rates? 0.000001%? absolutely retarded. fucking furious tbqhwy.