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>>35260370
Currently? Red.

As boys? Ethan (or Gold, whatever) from GS. He has the thickest fucking calves I've ever seen.

Calem and Lucas would get the shit beat out of them.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 02:52:17 No.35260401 Report

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>>35260393
Dunno man, Calem is the eldest protag, yeah? Even if he's a twink he is post-pubescent.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 02:54:33 No.35260412 Report

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I would just like to point out that Hilbert survives being launched out of multiple cannons unscathed.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 02:57:15 No.35260432 Report

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>>35260393
FRLG Red/Hilbert would probably also be able to put up a decent fight. However, their female counterparts could wipe the floor with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:02:10 No.35260464 Report

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Nate.

But he spares Lucas a thrashing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:03:13 No.35260472 Report

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>>35260401
Calem would start trying the slap the other boys and get his face beat in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:12:43 No.35260525 Report

Quoted By: >>35260532 >>35260546 >>35260970 >>35262070

>>35260370
Who gives a fuck about that; if all the mainline FEMALE protagonists got into a fist fight, who'd come out on top?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:13:49 No.35260532 Report

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>>35260525
Is this even a question? Hilda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:16:00 No.35260546 Report

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>>35260525
Hilda, duh.
She has the most meat on her bones.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:17:01 No.35260557 Report

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>>35260546
meat everywhere except where it counts

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:18:23 No.35260572 Report

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>>35260370
That depends. Are they all fighting at the same age they were in their respective games? If so, Calem as he's at least 2 - 6 years older than the other protags.
If not then Red, Ethan, or Brendan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:19:56 No.35260586 Report

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>>35260532
>>35260546
You spelled Kris wrong.

>>35260557
Nice meme

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:23:02 No.35260606 Report

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>>35260586
kris is FLAT and ugly and has dumb hair and she'd be the first to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:26:51 No.35260637 Report

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>>35260606
Kris has cute hair, is beautiful, and the is bigger than May in pokespe, which is the only one that has actual confirmed breast sizes. Kris would win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:32:29 No.35260676 Report

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>>35260586
Hilda's from Poké-New York and built with thighs of iron. Kris would probably get suplexed like a fucking stuff animal.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:38:48 No.35260720 Report

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>>35260676
Hilda is trailer trash and would probably lose first.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 03:53:21 No.35260817 Report

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>>35260637
kris wouldn't last thirty seconds in an all-out bitch fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:02:30 No.35260858 Report

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>>35260393
Lucas's coat is hiding how fucking ripped he is.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:15:14 No.35260934 Report

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>>35260817
The fight wouldn't even last 30 seconds if Kris was involved because she would wipe the floor with the other girls.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:17:42 No.35260949 Report

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>>35260934
no it would be over because kris would be dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:20:14 No.35260969 Report

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>>35260949
Whatever you want to say man. You think May has big tits, you're clearly delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:20:33 No.35260970 Report

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>>35260525
Of course the waifu idiots had to come in like the attention whores they always are and ruin the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:21:58 No.35260980 Report

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>>35260572
Aren't the protagonists in BW the oldest?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:35:55 No.35261065 Report

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>>35260969
you think kris isn't a punchbag, you're no better

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:38:15 No.35261075 Report

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>>35260980
No, they're like 14. Calem/Serena are ~17.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:41:44 No.35261086 Report

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>>35261075
wow really!? any proof?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 04:44:09 No.35261098 Report

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>>35261065
Why would she be a punching bag if she's the one that will win?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 05:10:48 No.35261211 Report

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>>35261098
she would not win, she would be the first to lose and/or die

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 06:53:07 No.35261567 Report

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>>35260370
This guy

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 07:29:01 No.35261676 Report

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>>35260934
If we're talking about a battle royale, my money's on a temp alliance to gang up on Kris.

If she acts as haughty as you're suggesting, that's likely to happen.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 08:10:19 No.35261774 Report

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>>35260432
Hilda kicking the ass of Red? Tell me more

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 08:12:08 No.35261779 Report

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>>35261567
he can come and top me any day of the week if ya know what I'm saying ;)

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 08:15:35 No.35261793 Report

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>>35261567
Looking at this pic now makes me wonder - where did all those "muscle daddy Red" pics came from? He looks like your average twink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 08:27:10 No.35261815 Report

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>>35261793
The neck give the impression that he is ripped i guess
He is handsome tho, also i'm the only one that thinks that he looks a bit like Sugimori ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 08:57:31 No.35261886 Report

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>>35261774
I meant Hilda beating Hilbert and Leaf beating Red, but now that I think of it I could see Hilda destroying Red too. She's a Brooklyn girl, she knows how to fight. I also feel as though Red would be against hitting girls, so I guess she has the advantage.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 09:03:03 No.35261902 Report

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>>35261793
He has slightly more body fat than Blue, the ultra twink. Especially in his calves and upper arms. But now that I look at it, Red has looser jeans, tighter sleeves and longer legs so it's probably mostly an illusion.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 09:15:30 No.35261928 Report

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>>35261902
but I will admit that Red's forearms are a lot bigger than Blue's.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 10:06:35 No.35262067 Report

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>>35260370
Obviously Gold, he's beefy. And look at his sneer, he's definitely been in some fights.Other than Gold and Red they're all incredibly flimsy

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 10:07:49 No.35262070 Report

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>>35260525
Definitely Hilda. Possibly Kris in second

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 10:38:34 No.35262155 Report

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>>35261774
>tfw will never get beat up by a little girl despite being a grown adult

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 10:39:42 No.35262159 Report

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>>35260370
Gold, Red, Gen 3 Red or Gen 3 Brendan.
>>35261902
look at Red's neck too.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Apr 2018 10:42:32 No.35262173 Report

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>>35262159
fucking chad.

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