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Then he slid down the room. A rather tricky portal.
But if Siggy! could do it, then so could The Immortal.
He got muted only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out and gave every one the bans they were due.
Where the little anons memes lie there all in a row.
"This spam," he grinned, "is the first thing to go!"
Then he locked and muted, and with the first meme he heard,
Around the whole room, and he filtered every!
Donked! And dinked! Dank! Dongle!
Clit! Hacker! Ctrl+W! And fondle!
And he muted all the showderp mods. Then The Immortal, using his sweaty hand,
Went to the avatars and deleted Showtan!
Then he slunk to the battle. He put on modchat!
He took the voices! He lost the match!
He split the thread as this was going on.
Why, that admin didn’t even nickname one Pokemon!
Then he looked over the room.
"And NOW!" grinned The Immortal, "I will delete the room!"
And The Immortal took the room, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw another admin!
Little chaos who started to notice him.
The Immortal had been caught by this little scrub
Who'd just qued up for a pub.
He stared at The Immortal and said, "Champ, why,
"Why are you stroking so hard? WHY?"
But, you know, that old admin was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Chimp lied,
"There's a faggot who has figured out my trip.
"So I'm waiting ‘till he leaves, my dear.
"I'll he’ll leave eventually, and we’ll still be here."
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted his head
And he gave him a meme and he sent him to bed.
And when chaos-chan~ went to bed with his memes,
HE went back to the thread, and continued to be mean!
Then the last thing he banned
Was acupressure for Snips
Then he sat back in his chair, the old liar.
And saw the thread was on fire.
And the one shitmon
The he left unbanned
Was a Caterpie, wearing a choice band.
