Hey guys, I used to work at Nintendo but got fired recently due to spreading the release date as many of you guys already know. I am here to talk about the latest Pokemon Games Pussy and Anal. The image is proof of a working demo I was able to play, as well as the starter Pokemon. Here are some of the information of the games.

*Gyms will be making a return, the types of the gyms are as follows: Normal, Normal, Normal, Normal, Normal, Normal, Normal and Normal.
*Starter Pokemon Names are:
Grass- BBW
Fire-BDSM
Water-BBC
*Eevee will be getting a poison type Eeveelution. The names is Pheeve
*Region is called Fuckonia and is in fact based off of Detroit, and part of Philadelphia, you will however return to Unova once defeating the champion. This can be done at a crackhouse.
*There are a total of 141 Pokemon in this game. The legendary Pokemon are both dicks, one being good, one being bad and are called
Evil Dick- Hvidius
Good Dick-Condomus