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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:20:53 No.35298690 View View Reply Original Report

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Who is the first thing you'd do if you found yourself stuck in the Pokemon world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:23:38 No.35298709 Report

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Catch a ralts either gender is fine raise it until it's a Gardevoir and marry it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:24:21 No.35298715 Report

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>>35298690
Am I my current age or am I a young teenager again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:25:41 No.35298722 Report

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>>35298690
Fuck an absol's fortune cookie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:27:17 No.35298735 Report

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>>35298690
>Who is the first thing you'd do
First female gym leader I battled.

The first thing I'd do, however, after confirming that it was real, would be to read a shit ton of books to get properly acquainted, then find a Pokémon Center, get info on how to get a starter, get one, and win the Pokémon League competition.

Probably skipped a couple steps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:28:51 No.35298748 Report

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When you have to cut a tree, because I did not read shit when I was a retarded kid, it take me literally 2 weeks to figured out how to do it.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:29:34 No.35298755 Report

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>>35298690

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:30:29 No.35298761 Report

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Capture every single pokemon, enjoy the rest of my life with a full pokedex,then when I'm about to die of old age I get eaten

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:31:43 No.35298769 Report

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>>35298690
move to hoenn and find best girl

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:33:44 No.35298781 Report

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Build my team

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:37:04 No.35298798 Report

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>>35298748
Underated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:38:00 No.35298804 Report

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>>35298690
Depends on the region.

If Gen 1, I'd run up and down the coast of Cinnabar Island duplicating items and selling them to become rich.

Any other gen, play the game like any other pokemon game by building a solid team to beat the Elite Four.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:38:22 No.35298806 Report

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blue, the gym leader, after a thrilling battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:43:06 No.35298836 Report

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>>35298690
find a smol pokebuddy as a pet and still shitpost all day
taking the pokemon out for a walk like a dog and feeding it and all. Have a small yard for it to hang out in so it's not inside all day or trapped in a pokeball

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:43:32 No.35298839 Report

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>>35298781
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:49:14 No.35298870 Report

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>>35298690
>get a Ditto
>Ditto transform to Lance
>Ditto Lance do fucked up crimes
>Real Lance get arrested
>Repeat with another famous guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:52:09 No.35298885 Report

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Catch a Pokemon then proceed to fail as a trainer just like how I fail at almost anything in real life. At that point I'd just like to travel the world for fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 03:57:03 No.35298908 Report

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probably get smoked at the first gym then settle into life as a construction worker telling machoke where to stack lumber

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:00:14 No.35298931 Report

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>>35298870
>Looker correctly deduces someone is misusing a ditto.
>Your Ditto is intercepted by Looker six or seven times after this, using media and police reports to track you down.
>Payed off with imported delicacies ranging from Castelliacones to Old Gateau (and promises of more) your Ditto leads Looker back home.
>Turns out the use of Ditto (or a Smeargle with Sketch-Transform) to impersonate persons or Pokemon of note for defamatory reasons has been illegal for years after [REDACTED] up to 10 years incarceration for each person or Pokemon impersonated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:05:37 No.35298963 Report

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>>35298690
Masturbate in public to check if I get censored or not, just curious to see how the pokemon world react to sexual things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:06:20 No.35298967 Report

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Fuck Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:09:07 No.35298986 Report

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Continue my current attempted profession of writing while catching Pokemon I encounter on hikes, but only on a temporary basis just to ask for guided hikes to areas they find pretty/cool/safe.

Those who grow attached to me over repeated hikes in the same area I'd begin training with to protect said areas from vandals, poachers, and other problems.

Maybe I'd start up a (totally not evil you guys promise) group of like minded individuals to do similarly to allow Pokemon the ability to protect their homes and livelyhood from zealous poachers like main characters of video games.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:10:48 No.35298996 Report

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>>35298967
/Thread

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:11:30 No.35299000 Report

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>>35298715
>>35298690
You are a teenager again, transported to the town closest to your real world location. You have five pokeballs, a map, and 1000 pokedollars. Now we have conditions.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:12:31 No.35299004 Report

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>>35299000
>1000 pokedollars
You do realize that's only like 10 bucks, right?
Because pokedollars are just fucking yen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:13:05 No.35299007 Report

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>>35298986
"...and that's where the Pokemon Rangers came from."

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:14:07 No.35299017 Report

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>>35299004
Then you better catch something good and start winning some battles m'boy

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:15:13 No.35299023 Report

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>>35298931
Nooo my perfect plan

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:15:36 No.35299025 Report

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>>35299000
>You are a teenager again
guess i'm going to go have sex with some teenagers while it's at least socially acceptable and i won't get jail time for it down the line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:16:05 No.35299031 Report

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>>35299017
I honestly wouldn't mind starting my journey with some random ratatta I caught.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:17:15 No.35299038 Report

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Figure out how does a place call itself a Town or City and yet has only one or two houses. The houses that DO exist only has a kitchen too, for that matter.
I still think that the people in Pokemon world make their houses semi-underground, which would sorta explain why you almost never see beds in people's houses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:19:00 No.35299049 Report

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>>35299031
t. Youngster Joey

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:21:47 No.35299066 Report

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Catch a rat and train it like there's no tomorrow so I can steam roll all the really shit trainers in my area for ez money, maybe if I get enough import something rarer to use in a similar manner. Basically become a gym leader.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:25:28 No.35299094 Report

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>obtain a litten
>train it into an incineroar
>kill all decidueye
Then _hug my incineroar

BTFO Owlfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 04:58:56 No.35299287 Report

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I'd steal Pokegirl shoes.
Socks too, if it has to come to that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:01:46 No.35299300 Report

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>>35299000
I live in PA, so where would I be in Unova?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:10:39 No.35299335 Report

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Start my own Pokemon conservation program to help injured/abused/endangered mons recover.

Marry Drayden.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:13:26 No.35299349 Report

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>>35298908
>Machoke
>Stack lumber
Lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:14:57 No.35299359 Report

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>>35299335
L-Lusamine?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:16:57 No.35299364 Report

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>>35299000
Does the town have a Pokemon Center?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:17:57 No.35299366 Report

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>>35298690
Steal from people houses then find the professor of that region and get a starter pokemon and travel gym battles get into crazy shit fuck a igglypuff or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:18:49 No.35299367 Report

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>>35299359
Naw, it's just a lot of my favoritemons tend to be endangered for various reasons, and my bachelors/masters are already in biology and conservation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 05:23:56 No.35299384 Report

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>>35299367
Good for you friend good luck ! Must be working hard

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 06:15:40 No.35299594 Report

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>>35298690
Fuck a pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 06:36:25 No.35299670 Report

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Marry a ditto and go on kooky misadventures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 08:01:54 No.35299958 Report

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Amass a harem of pokegirls and pokemon I like or both
>>35299287
and this, especially from pokegirls like May, Rosa or Hilda since they rarely change clothes while they're adventuring through their region

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 08:26:34 No.35300020 Report

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>>35299958
My brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 08:29:09 No.35300024 Report

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Kill myself by letting some spooky ghost type consume my soul

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 08:34:41 No.35300035 Report

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Have consensual sex with Serperior!!!!

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 08:35:25 No.35300039 Report

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Hug Iris

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Anonymous Sun 08 Apr 2018 09:02:44 No.35300120 Report

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>>35298690
sexually assault roark

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