I was hired by Game Freak to be a translator for the upcoming Pokémon games for the Nintendo Switch.

Here are a few details that I'll be providing:

- the region takes place in the southeastern United States
- many of the Pokémon from Sun & Moon have had their stats nerfed, or had been given even worse movepools to be absolutely unviable (most notably Lycanroc, the red one, forgot its name. Game Freak Said they don't like it)
- there are even more hat Pikachus
- among the 69 new Pokémon is a pony, a coyote, a cat on two legs, and a dragon dildo
- both versions have intense hand-holding, even more than the previous games
-main villain is a black guy
-if you're still reading this, awoo