Welcome to Johto! Our Champ, Eusine, is looking for Suicune in Pokemon Showdown! Six drug dealers give him six baggies of Crystal Meth to use as bait. However, Zarel will use his feminine wiles to trick Champ into consuming the bait. Will Champ resist addiction and finally get the Crystal legend? Tuni in to Showderp to find out.
>drug lab dogars.ml >meth use before and after photos showderp.booru.org >Paula Deen's Crystal Meth recipe with bootter and oyull https://pastebin.com/Q3ZKqPUa >previous drug deal >https://pastebin.com/Q3ZKqPUa >current junkie clintocalypse !!QUJgy/9zbNQ
>your love is my drug https://pastebin.com/K5kRHYSd
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oops previous drug deal was
>>35301186 I gotta trick the piggies
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>>35307775 >>Paula Deen's Crystal Meth recipe with bootter and oyull >https://pastebin.com/Q3ZKqPUa >>previous drug deal >>https://pastebin.com/Q3ZKqPUa >>your love is my drug >https://pastebin.com/K5kRHYSd (embed) Anonymous
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>>35307860 >>>Paula Deen's Crystal Meth recipe with bootter and oyull >>https://pastebin.com/Q3ZKqPUa >>>previous drug deal >>>https://pastebin.com/Q3ZKqPUa >>>your love is my drug >>https://pastebin.com/K5kRHYSd (embed) clintocalypse !!QUJgy/9zbNQ
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Slowbro @ Slowbronite
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donnel alolan geodude
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Breloom @ Focus Sash
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a mon with z-coverage
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shitmon lover !YehXhp0luc
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>>35308372 Landorus-T, don't tell me what to do faggot
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>>35308372 FEMALE ZOROARK WITH ATTRACT
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>>35308451 i wouldn't mind battle fucking
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new champ... my time here is ogre.
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Redditors BTFO
Chad Barkley !IEkq5XGHD6
Fuck it, let's go
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>>35308623 You want slam, I provide slam.
Steelix @ Icium Z
Ability: Rock Head
- Slam
- Body Slam
- Heavy Slam
- Ice Fang
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>>35308643 Turns out Body Slam and Heavy Slam are incompatible. Replace Body Slam with free choice.
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>>35308627 >>35308628 >>35308642 >>35308643 >>35308648 You all are in
>>35308635 I specifically said I wanted the slam. You have not provided me with the slam
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>>35308643 >>35308654 Actually, feel free to replace with this for 4 slams:
Donphan @ Icium Z
Ability: Sturdy
- Slam
- Body Slam
- Heavy Slam
- Ice Shard
Chad Barkley !IEkq5XGHD6
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>>35308680 So far our team is 0-1
Let's see if we can change that
IN THE NEXT MATCH
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7uu-730125738 Anonymous
previous opp is currently trying to find the shofu stream
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>>35308742 Still? Holy shit
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Next in Barkley's Bizarre adventures in Stallfaggotryland
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7uu-730128394 Score is 0-2
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New champ, that was fun
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awaken, faggots
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uuuuhhhh hmmm uhhh vespiquen
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>>35308869 Daily Dose (Dragonite)
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Shiny Moxie Gyarados holding Choice Scarf
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>odds: >evens:
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>>35308881 something that performs well generally, snips is good, but chimp's choice, plenty to choose from
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>>35308879 Macho Brace is unreleased, replaced with a Power Band (same effect).
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-730135158 Lazily !!967O2IfbKDo
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>>35309038 Alright new team.
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man with intimidate
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ELIMINATE METAL (Nosepass) @ Eviolite
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Free pick, but you must use the first four moves in alphabetical order on its teambuilder page.
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Rhyperior @ Leftovers
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slowest fully evolved fire type
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Delcatty @ Leftovers
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You are so fucked, Lazily
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>>35309073 Torkoal by my reckoning? Anyone know this for sure?
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>>35309086 Torkoal speed-ties with M.Camerupt, so I guess you could really go with either
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>>35309086 this is iron ball darmanitan zen lole
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>>35309091 Can't get much more evolved than a Mega
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>>35309114 slowggester here, you can swap torkoal out for the slowest whatever type if you want
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>>35309147 slowggester here, you can swap out torkoal for rhyperior if you want
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>>35309188 you can make ELIMINATE METAL a Probopass w/ Air Balloon if you want, to make it. yknow. less shit
- the fool who suggested Nosepass without thinking about the consequences of that action
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Gonna do a Mix'n'Mega team in two. The format is that all six of your fully-evolved pokes can mega-evolve with any stone, gaining that stone's normal benefits. For example, if a Metagross is mega evolves with a Pinsirite, it gains ~100 stats, its secondary typing changes to flying (becoming Steel/Flying), and it gains Aerialite as an ability.>It's a Lazily does a stupid format episode.
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>>35309217 New mix and mega team, god help us all.
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slightly off (Beedrill) @ Heracronite
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please use one of these:
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Cloyster named Ghost in the Shell
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diancite wigglytuff with play rough, nickname Chubby Bunny
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gay meme tbqh (Latias) @ Sablenite
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mega salamence
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>>35309299 Alright back to OU.
This seems like it could be great fun, but definitely need to do this during non-ded hours for the queue times.
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something fucking DEAD
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scarf xurkitree named benis dump
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Incineroar with the same set as Power Panda
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golduck named bluduck
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dont stay frosty (Abomasnow) (M) @ Heracronite
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>>35309350 where fourth move
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>>35309350 >causes hail and then loses ice type haha epic
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>>35309352 he doesn't need one he's so powerfuk
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>>35309350 grass/fighting
bullet seed will be 125% power since skill link (no contact)
brick break (lol)
earthquake on everything
just use breloom
0/10 apply yourself
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>>35309356 Heracronite doesn't change Heracross' type, so it doesn't change type in general.
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>>35309483 surely champ won't lose to a Red team
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>>35309510 >Do "Go to first win" >Lose 6 in a row Such is the life of a chimp.
New champ.
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this is not a claim
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me or something with rest
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Assvest Donphan or Sturdy Donphan holding Weakness Policy
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die (Tyranitar) @ Assault Vest
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(งツ)ว (Lilligant) (F) @ Metronome
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curse fury cutter mega scizor
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spanktank (Miltank) (F) @ Leftovers
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anything with trick room
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>>35309565 something with rest
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hello id like one champ please, hold the ruse
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M&M format pls rate
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fine ill champ
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oh and one has to be yanma so i suggest myself yanma :^)
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Useless as fuck (Mamoswine) @ BrightPowder
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Skill Birb (Skarmory) (F) @ Rocky Helmet
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>>35310183 hello lil anon, it's sleepy time now, i hope ur comfy and cozy
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ok that's enough sleep time to wake up champs
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champ wake the fuck up
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day 18- still no champ. supplies running low. send help
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>>35310424 >help is sent it's a male gardevoir
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>>35310448 wow that's pretty hot thanks
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>>35310455 ur welcome faggot now somebody champ
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ill make champ some pizza
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but seriously we need a champ
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i want to champ but i'm waiting in another forum for some british diver's jerk off videos
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>>35310589 any mon with speed boost
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a mon that you would NOT want to cuddle with
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a MALE mega gardevoir
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>>35310589 eat sleep balk v3
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a FEMALE conkeldurr
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we weren't rused right guys....
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if you got rused, me
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>>35310752 can't you just use the team ruseman got
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>>35310752 eat sleep balk v3 but name it after your first pet
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i might gonna get his team, gimme a few mins
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z-conversion porygon 2 named late eviolite
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minimize blissey with metronome
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>>35310921 a copy of any of your other mons
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Something with Perish Song and a trapping move (Whirlpool/Infestation/Wrap/Mean Look)
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mega gengar
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I'm not stuck in h (Lickilicky) @ Leftovers
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Staraptor @ Choice Scarf
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some whacky infernape named 'woah there'
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curse fury cutter mega scizor
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mexican birb with power herb sky attack
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>>35311316 sub toxic noble roar roost kyub named KANG
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UB rocket with autotomize and a special moveset
>>35311312 >>35311313 >being premature LOL
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loreal arora (ninetales)
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Staraptor @ Choice Scarf
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hawlucha bro again
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>>35311612 you're honestly a giant faggot
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whomever champs better prove to be competent now
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tapu terrorizer
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power trip krookodile
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1-2: lucario
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z dig greninja
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billy the squid
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gay water starter
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you from argentina its my firs time touch gays from there
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>>35312466 god i wish that were me
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something with speed boost and the item metronome
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a pokemon that reminds you of fevers
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alolan ninetales
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Durant @ Darkinium Z
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RealStupidChamp !RS/XiyWKpY
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cute shoulderbird (Swablu) @ Eviolite
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Scarf Jolly Zygarde-10%, make sure it has Rock Slide or Stone Edge for QD Volcarona.
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>>35313297 breadbros remain unphazed
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>>35313297 breadbros remain unphazed.
RealStupidChamp !RS/XiyWKpY
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>>35313310 >>35313315 tfw your opponent forgets to pack Roar or Whirlwind
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>>35313331 gay shit, evaluate your life choices
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RealStupidChamp !RS/XiyWKpY
>>35313347 what do you mean
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>>35313362 Decidueye is gay! GAY! Also DON'T lewd the owl
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>>35313362 hes pretending to be a girl and is saying vaginas are gay
RealStupidChamp !RS/XiyWKpY
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You just got PRANKED (Whimsicott) @ Flame Orb
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scratch only delphox named Figgers are Naggots
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Worship (Solrock) @ Choice Band / Choice Scarf
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LockNessMonster (Klefki) @ Leftovers
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>>35313688 EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED (Gengar) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Cursed Body
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Destiny Bond
- Pain Split
- Perish Song
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new champ whenever i do something cool i feel pressured to do something cooler and i cant handle it
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Saved this replay of the last battle.
RealStupidChamp !RS/XiyWKpY
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>>35313960 which one is champ?
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>>35313960 Why didn't the guy who got attacked waterboard that dumb monkey?
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>>35313960 really accurate video, one of the most commited crimes in hueland is bike robbery
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any niggas here got locked by Tiksi?
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>>35314041 >cant even shitpost without getting locked Anonymous
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does showderp like the mother series
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>>35314199 never played barely heard
same for the undertale tumblr meme, guess they are similar
same for kirby and other ironic shit like steven's universe
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I'd champ but sadly I am too fat and gay
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